The Town of Odyssey

And who exactly is this Iron and Light person? I get bad vibes from her. A feminist perhaps?

If she's a feminist, then she CERTAINLY has tattoos. All feminists have tattoos. It's part of that 'my body, my choice' nonsense.

This show stinks.

bobmac wrote:How do you feel about the current state of the ToO?

This town used to truly be alive. And now?

It's merely a shell of it's former glory.

And while Shadowpaw has promised some new life and activity, I fear he has promised more than he can deliver.

If one does a little investigating, the TRUE answer arrises.

The greatest threat to the town of Odyssey is Connie's inability to make a sundae.

What about you? Nine years I've been apart of this board. Nine years. And all I ever heard was your name, over and over. New admins would be appointed, and they in turn would appoint mods. All those underwhelming mods, all those buffoons . And I never questioned anything. I did as I was told. But w...

JUST TELL ME STRAIGHT UP WHY I WAS NOT PICKED. Good lord sir, just look at me. LOOK AT ME. I have been a pillar of this town from the beginning. I have a commanding presence, I am a beacon of truth, I've made TONS of money, and most importantly I have one heck of a jawline. CLEARLY I am superior to ...

My dear loyal readers, I have returned to you. And my advice column is active once more.

You may now resume sending your questions to me.

And who exactly are you, Darcie? What kind of a name is Darcie anyways? I need to do some digging into your past. I have a feeling that you are hiding something.

Also, Shadowpaw, would you care to respond to allegations of voting for candidates with liberal leanings?

Nepotism :noway: Why....yes....That's precisely what I was going to say! I don't think that word means what you think it means. Now wait a minute. Please clarify WHOM you are speaking to right now. How are we supposed to know how to respond when we don't even know who you are directing that comment...

Shadowpaw, would you care to respond to growing accusations of bias and favoritism?

Its good to be back again. I am proud to serve with 6 of my fellow mods. Also I do want to know in what order the list is in. It's not alphabetical. Its not who Shadowpaw likes the most as then I would be higher. Its not by who is the most competent as then I would be lower. It may be most handsome...

Without further ado, I would like to present to you, the COUNCIL OF LEGENDS . Eugene Blackgaard Jonathan Bmuntz AIO Psyche The Top Crusader Iron and Light Darcie Kait EK Kairi Sherlock Jelly JesusFreak777 Seriously? Is this for real? Why was I not informed of your return before it was announced Sha...

My dear readers, I offer myself up to you. Are you having a problem? Do you need some ADVICE? Look no further! My many life experiences have made me rich in knowledge, and I, The Scribbler, offer to give advice on any problem you might have. Wanna ask me a general question? You will always have an a...

bookworm wrote:Why did Andromeda kill her if she was the one that made their plot possible?

After seeing the light and changing her ways in recent years, June had resolved to expose Andromeda.

American Eagle wrote:

The Scribbler wrote:The staffer in charge of proof reading my articles has been terminated.

Ha, it's always that wretched staffer.

As the head of the most reputable news paper in town, I have no choice but to delve up some of my responsibilities to staffers.

The price I have to pay for only being one person.

snubs wrote:Thanks a lot for the spoiler... >_>

You do know some people (LIKE ME) have not heard those episodes.

Wouldn't the thread 'June Kendall Tribute' not be indicative of something ominous?


My apologies. The staffer in charge of proof reading my articles has been terminated.

Bren wrote:I still maintain that it should be called The Vault of Regis.

Hath not a scandal eyes? Hath not a scandal ears?

If you prick it, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If it quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, is it not a duck?

Due to recent reports from well placed sources within the hospital in which June Kendall was pronounced dead, we here at the Odyssey Tattler now have reason to believe that not only was Ms. Kendall's death not related to her heart at all, but she may have infact DESERVED TO DIE. How can I say such t...

It all makes sense now! :shock: Didn't you read The Da Vinci Code? I got an advanced copy months before Mr. Brown launched his wondrous book. Now THERE is a man I respect. His dedication to the pursuit of the truth is second only to mine. Did you know that I was a consultant for the book? I do not ...

What a snooze-fest this town has become. What happened to the biting honesty? What happened to the eccentric members?

You people disappoint me. The ToO I remember was something remarkable. This town is like a big nap now! How heinous.