The Town of Odyssey

I live near Nowhere, which you can get to if you take Skyway 75 until you pass the second to last Milkyway exit. From there you have to lose yourself in Somewhere, go through the ice tunnel to the Unending dessert (chocolate flavored), and Find yourself again. And you'll be in Nowhere.

3 steps above mediocre, 2 steps below brilliant, 1 point for cleverness, and we wind up where we started: Average.

WINDSHEAR wrote:28 miles... not bad

Thank you, Lord Windshear.

*wishes she could give him some rain* Sorry, I'm not t hat talented... ;) Lucy Which leads to the obvious question: If you aren't talented enough for that, than what are you talented enough for? Or are you even talented at all? Maybe you're being a poseur (pardon the vile french). Or maybe not. Per...

147,840 feet. Give or take a few . . .

I'm not sure, but it ain't here. . .

Yesterday, I poured hot coffee down the front of my shirt to cool down.

Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris'd.

I watched myself in the mirror once for a while. That was pretty weird.

I'm hoping to finally make it through kindergarten this year. The desks are getting a little small, but I still enjoy the matts. I confess that I'll miss them.
I don't want to look to far into the future, but I can foresee myself getting through 2nd grade even. However the Lord leads.

I know absolutely nothing about the person above me, except for the obvious, Watson. I could post an inane nothing, which would satisfy no one, and possibly cause people to start a small war, or I could make something up, which is always more satisfying in the long run. Or I could say nothing at all...

The world IS ENDING ZOMW!!!!!!!!!1111

DEAR LEADER SAVE US!!

David O wrote:It seems that everthing is indeed bigger in Texas...

It does indeed. It's a common misconception that Shelob in LotR's was CGI. It was, in fact, a texan tarantula that they had specially shipped to New Zealand. Fancy a visit?

Popping one's collar is gesture that has symbolic meaning, indicative of the hidden insecuries in the popper, and the implied superiority over a non-popper. All popping should be banned for the greater good of society. I bet you dream about green goats taking bubble baths too, don't you? Dude.... Z...

Popping one's collar is gesture that has symbolic meaning, indicative of the hidden insecuries in the popper, and the implied superiority over a non-popper. All popping should be banned for the greater good of society. I bet you dream about green goats taking bubble baths too, don't you? Dude.... Z...

Popping one's collar is gesture that has symbolic meaning, indicative of the hidden insecuries in the popper, and the implied superiority over a non-popper. All popping should be banned for the greater good of society.

I bet you dream about green goats taking bubble baths too, don't you?

Rachael wrote: Masochism, eh? That's probably a good term to tack onto my entire frame of mind right now...

Just so long as you don't turn sadistic and try to tack it onto me. . .

Peppers stimulate the nociceptors in the tongue, producing the perception of pain in response to the potentially damaging stimulus of Papa John's peppers. I hope you are enjoying your masochism.

I know I'm reading something, but I forget what it is after I put it down. I also forget where it is, so most of the time is spent looking for it, but since I can't remember what book it is, it isn't working out too well.

Mere symbolism, representing a flawed government. All men should be pointed equally, with no extra's for cleverness or good deeds.

Thanks for the gesture though. . .