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The Board is Mine!

Postby Gabriel Dragsack » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:10 pm

Splendid! Simply splendid! To think I have waited this long to finally introduce myself as the Mayor of Odyssey! But, let us be honest for once. This was not an easy campaign. Truth be told, it has been a tremendously trying ordeal. The manipulation, the lies, the slander, the insults -- you people have not been very nice to me -- fortunately, I am here to return that courtesy.

But, first things first: I'm ridding myself of these ridiculous emoticons that have embarassed me to no end since I arrived here. What blasted fool invented such an idiotic means of expressing one's emotion is beyond me. Second of all, Fenix, you have been a loyal and trusted servant for the past month and I appreciate all the fine work you've done in getting me into the mayoral seat. You have fullfilled your purpose and for that, I thank you. Of course you also wasted my campaign funds on fools whom we knew would never vote for us! And for that, you will never serve as my Chief of Police. Effective immediately, you are being held in confinement in the Town of Odyssey prison. I can't afford to have any loose ends lying around. Oh, and I hope you don't mind: all of your assets have been turned over to me. You won't be needing them any longer.

Third, to all those ninnys who actually believed we had promised you a moderator spot: think again. I only offered you those positions because I knew you were foolish enough to throw away your support for David O and JesusFreak in exchange for power. For a town that claims they have integrity, you certainly have been incredibly easy to buy.

Fourth, I would like to address you, Shadowpaw. Thank you for all you have done for me. Had you not been secretly divulging every little detail that went in and out of the other campaign headquarters, why, I might never have had any reason to destroy whatever integrity they had left! You were right all along, no one really believed you were capable of such villainous. But Shadowpaw, from here on end, I work alone. Like our mutual friend, your services are no longer required. I shall assume your responsibilities from this point forward.

Finally, to the good people of this town: you have wronged me. I imagine most of you are well-meaning individuals, but I simply cannot forget the things that have been said against my good name. I have big plans for you, the designs of which shant be revealed until tomorrow. So be sure to stop by, you won't want to miss it!

I'm sure this is just the beginning of a long and profitable association between myself and the Town of Odyssey.


























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Postby EK » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:12 pm

Blackgaard ftw. (This is where everyone goes ZOMG BLAGURD!!!!!!)
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Postby J-man » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:13 pm

I saw that coming as soon as I read the title of the thread. DOWN WITH REGIS BLACKGAARD!
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Postby Fei » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:13 pm

this is a joke right Gabe?
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Postby Lord_Kappa » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:14 pm

Congratulations Blackgard. You have amazing powers of puarsuasion, and excellent powers to rig the elections too... so xiao, how about renewing the resistance forum?
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Postby Kat » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:14 pm

Please tell me its a joke!!!
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Postby J-man » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:14 pm

It isn't. I don't think so. :pray:
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Postby EK » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:14 pm

No its not, you guys voted for Blackgaard. \:D/
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Postby NatetheGreat » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:14 pm

Awsomeness!!! \:D/

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- the Fenix part... \:D/
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Postby Fei » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:14 pm

Noo! It's Mr. B!!!!
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Postby Hawk » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:15 pm

N00b!! You little squirt Dr. Blackgaard you!



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Postby Kat » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:15 pm

Am I still gonna be a moderator?
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Postby Sonuna » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:16 pm

Yay! Evil robotic arm dude wins!
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Postby Fei » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:16 pm

KD, this is part of the story arc! The DNA, The ruku thing! Getit!
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Postby Hawk » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:16 pm

Nope.


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Postby Fei » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:17 pm

Vote David O and JF wrote:Nope.


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Postby xiao » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:17 pm

Ahh, so this is what the S-Paw was talking about. Awesome, I never even thought of that! \:D/
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Postby Kairi » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:17 pm

This is not good! :boohoo: Although I hope Gabe is joking.
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Postby NatetheGreat » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:17 pm

Dr. Blackgaard Pwns!!! \:D/
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Postby Lord_Kappa » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:18 pm

I wonder if people knew who they were voting for?
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