New Regime

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New Regime

Postby Gabriel Dragsack » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:24 pm

Good evening citizens of the newly founded Regisville,

Gabriel Dragsack has been, to put it plainly, retired. There is no masking my identity any longer. I am, of course, Dr. Regis Blackgaard. Yes, 10 years of my life have been stolen from me but that won't stop me from living my life the way I have always intended to. How I am able to stand before you today, a new man, is quite complicated and rather technical, but I can assure you, I am no clone. Following the explosion under Whit's End, I had a team retrieve my body from the Odyssey morgue and cryogenically freeze me until the technology was available to bring me back to life. Once Bovril and Glossman were released from prison, they founded "Project D.O.L.L.Y.", and started up the Ettinger Project: a project that was intended to, shall I say, re-animate me. However, my body was not ready for their treatments. I suffered rather extreme disfigurements as a result of the explosion in the tunnel and my DNA was required to reconstructed suitable limbs and skin tissue. To do so, Project D.O.L.L.Y. created several different prototypes to be used as harvests for my new organs. Months later, I was alive, but not well. Bringing me back to life was only the first step, for death did not destroy the ruku virus that thrived in my veins! However, our timeline did not permit me to wait any longer, I returned to Odyssey to once again finish what I started: running for mayor. I wasn't going to let the ruku virus stop me this time! Glossman hired that blundering fool, Davari Hassan, to retrieve the Ruku Virus and TA-418 for me. As was to be expected, he failed: both times. We even granted him access to our prototypes, who were scheduled for elimination, to be used to bomb the town! Well Mr. Hassan learned firsthand what happens to people who disappoint me.

Fortunately for our goals and my health, Mr. Glossman was able to find another way to get the items we required. He returned the DNA, an item that now had little value to us, and we were able to develop a cure that I desperately required. However, that bungler Fenix had to go and purchase the DNA from the store! Shadowpaw discovered this and quickly destroyed the DNA, while I was administered the cure. In less than a week I was fully recovered and have never felt better in my life! Our plan was successful and we were able to deceive every last one of you.

But now, stage 2 of our plan is about to begin. It is time we clean this town up. The Town of Odyssey, as you knew it, is no more. Welcome to Regisville. The land where those who step out of line will be dealt with quickly, severely, and without remorse. Signatures have been disabled, spammers will be imprisoned, and those who step out of line would wish they had not. To assist me in my new regime, I will be appointing my own police force to help me enforce our laws. If you are interested, please apply.

There's more to come, but I'm not going to show my entire hand just yet. Regisville is just the beginning.
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Postby EK » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:27 pm

Yay for Regisville! I love Regisville! \:D/
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Postby Trinarius » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:29 pm

Yes, you have done so much more than Shadowpaw could ever have done! \:D/



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Re: New Regime

Postby Azariah Ben Yaakov » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:29 pm

Regis Blackgaard wrote:Good evening citizens of the newly founded Regisville,

Gabriel Dragsack has been, to put it plainly, retired. There is no masking my identity any longer. I am, of course, Dr. Regis Blackgaard. Yes, 10 years of my life have been stolen from me but that won't stop me from living my life the way I have always intended to. How I am able to stand before you today, a new man, is quite complicated and rather technical, but I can assure you, I am no clone. Following the explosion under Whit's End, I had a team retrieve my body from the Odyssey morgue and cryogenically freeze me until the technology was available to bring me back to life. Once Bovril and Glossman were released from prison, they founded "Project D.O.L.L.Y.", and started up the Ettinger Project: a project that was intended to, shall I say, re-animate me. However, my body was not ready for their treatments. I suffered rather extreme disfigurements as a result of the explosion in the tunnel and my DNA was required to reconstructed suitable limbs and skin tissue. To do so, Project D.O.L.L.Y. created several different prototypes to be used as harvests for my new organs. Months later, I was alive, but not well. Bringing me back to life was only the first step, for death did not destroy the ruku virus that thrived in my veins! However, our timeline did not permit me to wait any longer, I returned to Odyssey to once again finish what I started: running for mayor. I wasn't going to let the ruku virus stop me this time! Glossman hired that blundering fool, Davari Hassan, to retrieve the Ruku Virus and TA-418 for me. As was to be expected, he failed: both times. We even granted him access to our prototypes, who were scheduled for elimination, to be used to bomb the town! Well Mr. Hassan learned firsthand what happens to people who disappoint me.

Fortunately for our goals and my health, Mr. Glossman was able to find another way to get the items we required. He returned the DNA, an item that now had little value to us, and we were able to develop a cure that I desperately required. However, that bungler Fenix had to go and purchase the DNA from the store! Shadowpaw discovered this and quickly destroyed the DNA, while I was administered the cure. In less than a week I was fully recovered and have never felt better in my life! Our plan was successful and we were able to deceive every last one of you.

But now, stage 2 of our plan is about to begin. It is time we clean this town up. The Town of Odyssey, as you knew it, is no more. Welcome to Regisville. The land where those who step out of line will be dealt with quickly, severely, and without remorse. Signatures have been disabled, spammers will be imprisoned, and those who step out of line would wish they had not. To assist me in my new regime, I will be appointing my own police force to help me enforce our laws. If you are interested, please apply.

There's more to come, but I'm not going to show my entire hand just yet. Regisville is just the beginning.
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Postby xiao » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:30 pm

It's his user number, that was already pointed out, and you quoted the whole post.

this owns, keep it like this.
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Postby EK » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:30 pm

Trinarius wrote:Yes, you have done so much more than Shadowpaw could ever have done! \:D/



;)

Well yeah, he actually changed the style! \:D/
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Postby Lucy Pevensie » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:30 pm

Wow. The colors are interesting. :anxious:

This certainly is an "evolution"! You have stayed true to your word! \:D/
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Postby Baragon » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:31 pm

Yay! Now we can play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire on here!

Here comes the money! \:D/

*likes the darkness that has swept over the board!* Yay! \:D/
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Postby Azariah Ben Yaakov » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:32 pm

Yeah the new scheme is cool, but i think i will stick with the oddysey one, no offense regis, it just hurts my eyes...:(


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Postby EK » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:32 pm

But I must say the new Avatar has taken a turn for the worse. :(
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Postby xiao » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:32 pm

Regis, you are the most evil and excellent villian ever. \:D/
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Postby Taq » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:32 pm

Xiao wrote:this owns, keep it like this.

I wouldn't mind it staying like this for awhile. :-
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Postby Shad Lexer » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:33 pm

It is days like these, Dr. Blackgaard, that I am proud to be a friend to the Blackgaard family. =D>
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Postby Evil Chick » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:34 pm

I love the new color scheme! (And, yes, I know that I posted this in the other thread, but I posted it at the same time that Regis was posting this thread. :(
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Postby Olivia Blackgaard » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:34 pm

My Father, you are most wise in your decisions! But I'm afraid I can't see our lovely new colour scheme. :mecry: Will you fix it, my Beloved Father?

And I've heard others mocking the name of your town. Shall I send you their names so you can execute them?
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Postby Taq » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:34 pm

The EKster wrote:But I must say the new Avatar has taken a turn for the worse. :(

I must agree; the old one captured his sinister character much better. The new one's...unfrightening.
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Postby Lucy Pevensie » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:34 pm

The EKster wrote:But I must say the new Avatar has taken a turn for the worse. :(


*nods wisely..?*

What a depressing town. :(
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Postby Trinarius » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:35 pm

I like the original avatar better. ;)

But all hail Dr. Blackgaard! \:D/
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Postby uz » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:36 pm

I SHALL BE AN OUTLAW!!!! I refuse to become a part of your police force :noway:
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Postby Olivia Blackgaard » Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:36 pm

Yes, Father... you should listen to the counsel of your subjects. Your first avatar was much more awe- and fear-inspiring!
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