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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:37 pm 
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Regis Blackgaard wrote:
Good evening citizens of the newly founded Regisville,

Gabriel Dragsack has been, to put it plainly, retired. There is no masking my identity any longer. I am, of course, Dr. Regis Blackgaard. Yes, 10 years of my life have been stolen from me but that won't stop me from living my life the way I have always intended to. How I am able to stand before you today, a new man, is quite complicated and rather technical, but I can assure you, I am no clone. Following the explosion under Whit's End, I had a team retrieve my body from the Odyssey morgue and cryogenically freeze me until the technology was available to bring me back to life. Once Bovril and Glossman were released from prison, they founded "Project D.O.L.L.Y.", and started up the Ettinger Project: a project that was intended to, shall I say, re-animate me. However, my body was not ready for their treatments. I suffered rather extreme disfigurements as a result of the explosion in the tunnel and my DNA was required to reconstructed suitable limbs and skin tissue. To do so, Project D.O.L.L.Y. created several different prototypes to be used as harvests for my new organs. Months later, I was alive, but not well. Bringing me back to life was only the first step, for death did not destroy the ruku virus that thrived in my veins! However, our timeline did not permit me to wait any longer, I returned to Odyssey to once again finish what I started: running for mayor. I wasn't going to let the ruku virus stop me this time! Glossman hired that blundering fool, Davari Hassan, to retrieve the Ruku Virus and TA-418 for me. As was to be expected, he failed: both times. We even granted him access to our prototypes, who were scheduled for elimination, to be used to bomb the town! Well Mr. Hassan learned firsthand what happens to people who disappoint me.

Fortunately for our goals and my health, Mr. Glossman was able to find another way to get the items we required. He returned the DNA, an item that now had little value to us, and we were able to develop a cure that I desperately required. However, that bungler Fenix had to go and purchase the DNA from the store! Shadowpaw discovered this and quickly destroyed the DNA, while I was administered the cure. In less than a week I was fully recovered and have never felt better in my life! Our plan was successful and we were able to deceive every last one of you.

But now, stage 2 of our plan is about to begin. It is time we clean this town up. The Town of Odyssey, as you knew it, is no more. Welcome to Regisville. The land where those who step out of line will be dealt with quickly, severely, and without remorse. Signatures have been disabled, spammers will be imprisoned, and those who step out of line would wish they had not. To assist me in my new regime, I will be appointing my own police force to help me enforce our laws. If you are interested, please apply.

There's more to come, but I'm not going to show my entire hand just yet. Regisville is just the beginning.




You brute! You thief! You baby! You tricker!


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:28 pm 
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COWBOY OF TEXAS wrote:
And I, during the last couple months have not been posting as much as I would usually have had, and I don't think I will ever do so again.


I don't think I'll ever post as much as I once did anymore either :(


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:47 pm 
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As you've said previously...


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:49 pm 
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I have? I don't seem to recall that, unless it was when I said I was leaving for the summer...


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:06 pm 
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Hakeber deleted her post. it was not directed at you.


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:20 pm 
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Hakeber deleted her post. it was not directed at you.


What? Wassat?


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:25 pm 
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You read correctly, neice/cousin/whatever relation you are.


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:30 pm 
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Aram Doyle wrote:
Hakeber deleted her post. it was not directed at you.


What post are you referring to? :)

And Hakeber, we don't know yet whether Olivia was mistaken or not, so let's not jump to conclusions about it yet. :D


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:31 pm 
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Hakeber BC Rathbne Doyle wrote:
Ha Ha I think Olivia is bluffing



this one.


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:06 pm 
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That post is still there, bottom of page 17.


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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:10 pm 
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Aram Doyle wrote:
You read correctly, neice/cousin/whatever relation you are.


I am your great-niece, grand-aunt Aram.


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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:06 am 
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Oh...K.... :-

I think Olivia's just trying to play along with the arc, although I don't think she's really supposed to be a part of it. I don't know.


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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:28 am 
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I doubt we'll know until all of this is over. Unless someone wants to post her bail. :)
I would, but I don't have the money.


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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:34 am 
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Lucy Pevensie wrote:
Oh...K.... :-

I think Olivia's just trying to play along with the arc, although I don't think she's really supposed to be a part of it. I don't know.


That's what I think.
... >_>


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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:46 am 
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Sarai Binghamton wrote:
Lucy Pevensie wrote:
Oh...K.... :-

I think Olivia's just trying to play along with the arc, although I don't think she's really supposed to be a part of it. I don't know.


That's what I think.
... >_>


But... well, yeah... :anxious:

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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:38 am 
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*wonders if he will get reembersed after the story arch if he pays someone's bail* :anxious:


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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:27 pm 
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Probably, if you get WINDSHEAR put in jail then bail him out, he may refund your money.. ;)






but I wouldn't try that.


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Aram Doyle wrote:
Probably, if you get WINDSHEAR put in jail then bail him out, he may refund your money.. ;)






but I wouldn't try that.


The fine print is highly advisable. :-


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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:08 pm 
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WINDSHEAR wrote:
Aram Doyle wrote:
Probably, if you get WINDSHEAR put in jail then bail him out, he may refund your money.. ;)






but I wouldn't try that.


The fine print is highly advisable. :-

WINDSHEAR, dont be greedy! :x


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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:51 pm 
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Doctor when do you plan on chosing your mod team so you can utterly squash the spammers.


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