"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
J-man
I like Cookies
Posts: 15347 Joined: April 2005Location: Probably in front of a computer.
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by J-man Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:57 am
Like the title?
Anyway, I have a joke..
There's these 3 guys walking down the street, and the first on walks into a bar. Then the second one walks into a bar. Then the third one ducks.
BTW, tell me how long it takes you to get it..
...I hate marquees.
fatlooy
Sing in the sunshine
Posts: 1710 Joined: July 2006Location: The Emerald city
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by fatlooy Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:41 am
i don't get it!!!!
Skid
Still standing tall
Posts: 1343 Joined: November 2006Location: The Frozen North
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by Skid Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:51 am
Look up "bar" in the dictionary, you'll get it.
fatlooy
Sing in the sunshine
Posts: 1710 Joined: July 2006Location: The Emerald city
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by fatlooy Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:59 am
I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J-man
I like Cookies
Posts: 15347 Joined: April 2005Location: Probably in front of a computer.
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by J-man Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:43 pm
My friend told to me last night, and he said that most people sit there for a while trying to figure it out..
...I hate marquees.
Smaug the Dragon
If posts were pigs...
Posts: 2191 Joined: August 2006Location: is brea liom m'áit dúchais
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by Smaug the Dragon Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:54 pm
I got it straight away!
Mainly because we call 'bars' 'pubs'
But I still got it, and thats an acomplishment for me because I rarely get jokes.
FrayedAroundTheEdges
i hold the hand that holds the world
Posts: 4696 Joined: December 2006Location: ...on someones mind <3...
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by FrayedAroundTheEdges Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:25 pm
wow honestly its been a while since ive heard that one but I still love it anyway.
]Lost and
insecure ,
you found me , lyin on the floor...
whyd you have to wait? where were you?
just a little late...
you found me
The Fray
--> You Found Me
Old Brad
I've been working out
Posts: 2965 Joined: April 2006
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by Old Brad Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:33 pm
I admit it. I got it right away.
“For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the world might be saved through Him."
Fei
I'm in Odyssey time
Posts: 9092 Joined: July 2006
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by Fei Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:41 pm
I got it right away.
fatlooy
Sing in the sunshine
Posts: 1710 Joined: July 2006Location: The Emerald city
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by fatlooy Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:41 am
fatlooy wrote: i don't get it!!!!
evidently I’m the only stupid one here!
Abigail
Crazy lil blondie
Posts: 4722 Joined: July 2006Location: where you never think to look
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by Abigail Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:13 pm
I got it after I read it a second time, I'll have to tell that one!!
^She is back!! In all her glory!^ For real this time!
Samwise
Love to love
Posts: 1963 Joined: April 2005Location: From East Asia to the Wild West
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by Samwise Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:50 pm
I had heard that one before so I got it straight away.
Nasri
Catspaw Rocks!
Posts: 976 Joined: December 2006Location: Somewhere over the hills
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by Nasri Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:20 pm
fatlooy wrote: fatlooy wrote: i don't get it!!!!
evidently I’m the only stupid one here!
you are not the only nethier did I
Check out my newspaper To0 Star
fatlooy
Sing in the sunshine
Posts: 1710 Joined: July 2006Location: The Emerald city
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by fatlooy Sun Mar 18, 2007 3:03 pm
Rodenyrathbone wrote: fatlooy wrote: fatlooy wrote: i don't get it!!!!
evidently I’m the only stupid one here!
you are not the only nethier did I
that makes me feel much better
Arla
Popsicle kid
Posts: 470 Joined: February 2007Location: South of Lake Michigan
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by Arla Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:58 pm
I got it! Took a few seconds though.
Just smell those burning leaves, the warm baked bread, and the hot apple cider. Ahhh.
Booklover
Classic
Posts: 609 Joined: February 2007Location: Louisana
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by Booklover Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:07 pm
fatlooy wrote: Rodenyrathbone wrote: fatlooy wrote: fatlooy wrote: i don't get it!!!!
evidently I’m the only stupid one here!
you are not the only nethier did I
that makes me feel much better
Y'all r not alone
The Fray --> You Found Me
