"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
"This Topic Has No Name " needs a name because it's name is "This Topic Has No Name" which is why it has no name. But, if you give it a name it will have a name therefore contradicting "This Topic Has No Name." Making this topic a contradiction!
Peri: Do you mean the TARDIS is malfunctioning again?
The Doctor: Malfunctioning? [pause] Malfunctioning? MALFUNCTIONING!?