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Do you breathe?

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Since I'm new here, I want to know your opinions about breathing. While breathing can be somewhat rewarding, I have heard statistics that say that every person who breathes at one point will die. So what do you think, should one breathe and perhaps face the consequences later? Please comment!
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It's overrated. :noway:
Actually, I often forget to breathe. :anxious:
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*takes a deep breath*

Breathing is absolutely sinful. :noway:
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If breathing makes you die we should all stop breathing...

*stops breathing*

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Post by jasonjannajerryjohn »

Breathing is a very non-serious thing. If we all stop breathing (tries to stop breathing)

(passes out on the floor)

(goes to the hospital)

(comes back on thetoo and starts typing again)

we might have that happen! Wait a second! That big centapide is attacking me again!
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no not at all
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Post by GlennAdams »

Ahh, help... im breathhhing..... #-o
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I don't breathe! I live underwater and take oxygen in through my gills. \:D/
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I just don't feel like it anymore.
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Yeah...I heard that statistic somewhere as well.... I can't help it though; I'm addicted! I've tried to quit, but the temptation to breathe gets to be too much and I start right back up again! *sigh* I think I need help... :(
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See, When I breath, it hurts my lungs. So I just don't because I have bad lungs.
So I just don't breath.
*Stops breathing*
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*Fall down on floor*
ON the other hand, I can live with hurt lungs LOL.
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Post by Smaug the Dragon »

Kat wrote:I don't breathe! I live underwater and take oxygen in through my gills. \:D/
Isn't that a form of breathing?

Or am I just barking up the wrong tree?
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hmmmmmm.............
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Smaug the dragon wrote:
Kat wrote:I don't breathe! I live underwater and take oxygen in through my gills. \:D/
Isn't that a form of breathing?

Or am I just barking up the wrong tree?
It's not if I don't want it to be. :noway:
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Post by jasonjannajerryjohn »

Kat wrote:
Smaug the dragon wrote:
Kat wrote:I don't breathe! I live underwater and take oxygen in through my gills. \:D/
Isn't that a form of breathing?

Or am I just barking up the wrong tree?
It's not if I don't want it to be. :noway:
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Post by Kat »

jasonjannajerryjohn wrote:
Kat wrote:
Smaug the dragon wrote:
Kat wrote:I don't breathe! I live underwater and take oxygen in through my gills. \:D/
Isn't that a form of breathing?

Or am I just barking up the wrong tree?
It's not if I don't want it to be. :noway:
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I hate slow Internet. You should move to like the Mermaid place. I'm sure they have good internet. I hope.
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Last I checked..yes I do breathe. I like to live on the edge... *nods*
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Post by Iron and Light »

Actually, I try not to breathe, but everytime I do that, I always end up with a bad head-ache and a red face :-k :noway:
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Iron and Light wrote:Actually, I try not to breathe, but everytime I do that, I always end up with a bad head-ache and a red face :-k :noway:
Go to Antartica, jump into the ocean, and THEN hold your breath.
As you will notice, Your face will be blue And/or pale. Not red.
(Then again the rest of you would be blue to......)

As for the head-ache, If you do what I said, You'll be to cold to notice.
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