NOT ANOTHER THREAD IN CAPS!!!

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:23 pm

CAMPFIRES BURN TURTLES. WHEN TURTLES BURN THEY DIE. THEREFORE, CAMPFIRES DECREASE THE LIFESPAN OF TURTLES.

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:25 pm

WHY WOULD A CAMPER PUT TURTLES IN HIS CAMPFIRE, MAY I INQUIRE?

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:37 pm

WELL WHAT IF THE CAMPERS ENJOYED ROAST TURTLE? OR WHAT IF THE TURTLE WAS BLIND AND WALKED INTO THE FIRE? OR WHAT IF THERE WERE TURTLE EGGS IN THE GROUND UNDERNEATH THE FIRE?

KODY 105 · Post by **KODY 105** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 9:52 am

I HAVE NEVER TASTED ROAST TURTLE, SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TASTY IT IS. IF THE HYPOTHETICAL EGGS WERE FAR ENOUGH UNDERNEATH THE CAMPFIRE, NO DAMAGE WOULD OCCUR.

J-man · Post by **J-man** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:59 pm

Amethystic wrote:WELL WHAT IF THE CAMPERS ENJOYED ROAST TURTLE? OR WHAT IF THE TURTLE WAS BLIND AND WALKED INTO THE FIRE? OR WHAT IF THERE WERE TURTLE EGGS IN THE GROUND UNDERNEATH THE FIRE?

I MUST POINT OUT THAT IF A CAMPER IS GOING TO ROAST A TURTLE, IT'S PROBABLY DEAD ALREADY.

Amethystic · Post by **Amethystic** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:39 pm

J-man wrote:
Amethystic wrote:WELL WHAT IF THE CAMPERS ENJOYED ROAST TURTLE? OR WHAT IF THE TURTLE WAS BLIND AND WALKED INTO THE FIRE? OR WHAT IF THERE WERE TURTLE EGGS IN THE GROUND UNDERNEATH THE FIRE?
I MUST POINT OUT THAT IF A CAMPER IS GOING TO ROAST A TURTLE, IT'S PROBABLY DEAD ALREADY.

NOT IF THE CAMPER IS A PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNSTABLE PERSON WHO ENJOYS BEING CRUEL TO ANIMALS. OR THEY FORGOT TO KILL IT.