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"Welcome to our humble commode!" This is where Bart keeps a collection of truly zany posts. They aren't worth sellin', but Bart doesn't have the heart to throw them away. Take a look around and add your own zany thoughts - Just don't touch his pork rinds!!
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Moontide
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Post by Moontide »

Correct

Connie G.

Was the bike too tired?
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Post by Connie G. »

Yes

Moontied

It was two tired, yes
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Post by Moontide »

Correct

Connie G.
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Post by Connie G. »

Yes

Moontied

A man came by my house and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool. I handed him a glass of water.
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Post by Moontide »

:-P

Correct

Connie G.
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Post by Connie G. »

Yup

Moontied

Late one night a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Scandalized, the man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!"
"Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money!"
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Post by Countess »

nope

Moontide
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Post by Connie G. »

Nopee

Moontied

My physics teacher told me I had potential
so he threw me off the roof
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Post by Moontide »

Correct

Connie G.
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Post by Connie G. »

Yeah

Moontied

Did you hear that Jake gave up his clock-eating hobby because it was too time-consuming?
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Post by Moontide »

Correct

:lol:

Connie G.
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Post by Connie G. »

Yes

Moontied

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
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Post by SirWhit »

False.

Connie G.
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Post by Connie G. »

Oooh, yes

SirWhit again

They go to the retail shop.
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Post by Pianoman »

These puns should not exist. >__> =p

Hmmmmm, Connie.
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Post by Connie G. »

Hey, now. You're right, but Moontied said he LIKED the lame jokes >_>

Anyway, yesterday at the library I found a great book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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Post by Pianoman »

LEAAAVEEE. :x

If you want puns, music puns come NATURAL to me. You have to B SHARP to get most of the jokes. Many of my puns are A FLAT out failure =(

:badgrin:

Oh..... umm, Countesssa.
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Post by Moontide »

Nope.

I confirm that I enjoy lame puns.

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Post by Connie G. »

Oh my gosh, Ox. you are A NATURAL :lol:

Eh, no. Moontied again.

I could always supply some of my own music puns, but they would fall flat, too. :P
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Post by Moontide »

I have orbited around to this thread again.

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