The Most Awesome Contest Ever!

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I post a questions and then you answer! \:D/

#1. 456 - 90
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1. = 366

Do we win money?
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"Don't fuss with me." WHY;
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1. Nope, I meant in base 12 \:D/
Eugene wrote:Do we win money?
You'll see! \:D/
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"Don't fuss with me." WHY;
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Eugene wrote:1. Image
Really, or is that a joke?

(456 - 90)_12 Works for me \:D/
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Answer 1: 386[sub]12[/sub]
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Okay...

#2. What is the name of this forum?
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humdedum wrote:The Town of Odyssey
Correct!

#3. What is the number of this question? :-k
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Irwin wrote:
humdedum wrote:The Town of Odyssey
Correct!

#3. What is the number of this question? :-k
11 base 2... 3 base 10

Will we win any money from this?
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KODY 105 wrote:Will we win any money from this?
I've answered this already. \:D/

(You'll see) ;)

#4. :? + :- =
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humdedum wrote::pray: ?
Nope, keep trying. \:D/
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humdedum wrote::oops: ? :^o !!!!
The latter is correct. \:D/

#5. Win one dollar if you tell me an awesome joke, being that this is the Most Awesome Contest Ever!
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Sorry that was kinda lame. :(

;)
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Anyone else? You win a dollar! \:D/
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Here's mine. \:D/
Three brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."

The second said "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."

The third said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes.

"She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway."

"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks."

"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."
I have told it to several people, and they always laugh. \:D/
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Yay someone bumped an old contest! You win a dollar sir. \:D/

#6. Give me a dollar and I will give you $3.24 in return! \:D/
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I was the second person to PM Irwin! \:D/
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Meaning I lost $4.48! \:D/

#7. Post a picture of something red that has my name on it! \:D/
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#8. Which country gave us the game of golf? \:D/
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