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Trixie Belden saw a commercial for the Snuggie today. She thought it was a crazy idea, but she couldn’t change the channel because she was under a blanket and didn’t want her arms to get cold...

9/10...
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A little girl told her friend, "If you want to have no chores and no Moms in heaven, do your part." "How?" "Don't tell your Mom about Heaven!" she said. ;)


0/10. That's evil. :x
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Shadowfax loves being an Anti-Random \:D/

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Sapphire ...Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.-Leon J. Suenes...

8/10. It sounds cool. \:D/
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7/10. If you're unplugged, how are you at the computer?
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Trixie Belden saw a commercial for the Snuggie today. She thought it was a crazy idea, but she couldn’t change the channel because she was under a blanket and didn’t want her arms to get cold...

Final time rating this! 9/10
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10/10
MITCHnTRENT 1. Catspaw needs to get a status. 2. Trixie should change her status. 3. We need smilies in stautuses! 4. I didn't post a joke. 5. This is too long. 6. A true friend is one who dislikes the same people you dislike. 7. Rate my status in parts!

Awesome for being so funny and for including my name!
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Trixie Belden never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.

:p 10/10
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1. Catspaw needs to get a status. 2. Trixie should change her status. 3. We need smilies in stautuses! 4. I didn't post a joke. 5. This is too long. 6. A true friend is one who dislikes the same people you dislike. 7. Rate my status in parts!
7/10, I think it is to long
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Moontide I think that sigs are a waste of good space.

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MITCHnTRENT: Eat a good breakfast everyday, and you'll be late for work.

lol I like it :yes: 10/10
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Shennifer started reading the first Maximum Ride book today, and thought it was really good.

I haven't read it, but it sounds cool, so 9/10
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A old farmer bought a chainsaw that cut 50 trees. A week later, he returned it, saying it cut only 3 per day. The salesman grabbed it, pulled the cord, and it went Bzzz. The farmer said, "What's that noise?!"

10/10

Very funny! :lol:
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Sapphire is an Anti-Random who is ready for anything.

4/10 Because I'm a random.
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10/10. Funny! :lol:
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Trixie Belden used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.

lol...9/10
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A old farmer bought a chainsaw that cut 50 trees. A week later, he returned it, saying it cut only 3 per day. The salesman grabbed it, pulled the cord, and it went Bzzz. The farmer said, "What's that noise?!"
4/10, it is to long and it makes fun of farmers.
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1/10, since I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
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Trixie Belden used to play sports. Then she realized you can buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.

10/10 sooo funny!
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9/10

Thank you. Do you have a Facebook? I'm not allowed.
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