Do Not Use Contractions!

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Do Not Use Contractions!

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It is the do not use contractions thread! What is up?
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What an interesting idea! It is not as difficult as we were led to believe. I am thrilled to type out full, non-contracted words.
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This appears to be a fun idea! I am going to enjoy this! This seems quite stilted, conversation wise, but it is a lot of fun!
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What are contractions again?
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Joyful_Always wrote:What are contractions again?
Words that are combined or shortened with apostrophes.
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I think that I am talking like strange people from the old times. This is hard, is it not?
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No, I do not find it hard at all.
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At first I though it said contradictions :oops:

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Wow! This thread is Hilarious. I like.
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What fun! :)
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Post by ric »

I will not use conractions while I am in this thread just like the title does say.
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This is going to be a very odd thread, is it not? We shall talk in a manner much like that of Eugene Meltsner!
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Post by Galaxy X »

May I bump this? It just seems so cool.
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Post by TigerintheShadows »

GALAXY X does indeed have a point. This is a moste wickede awesome threade. \:D/
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Post by Galaxy X »

Yayness. This is quite easy actually.
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