Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

[Buzz]

You do, but it actually sucks you into the game and you live there for eternity fighting Sonic and Maria (who have awesomely teamed up together).

I wish I could take tennis.

[Woody]

You do, but you end up like Mitch.... With a tennis racket to the nose....

I wish I had an Xbox....

[Joy]

Wish granted, but all of the good games are taken off the market.
I wish the Wii U would come out faster.

[Woody]

It does, but because the creators rushed on it, there are multiple glitches that cause it to overheat and blow up your house.

Can you tell I like to blow up your house?

[Mimi]

^ you didn't post a wish for me to destroy.

I wish I could go hang out with my friends in Illinois.

[Joy]

Wish granted, but your friends turn into terrible people and start getting into a lot of trouble . (No offense intended to Mimi's friends)
I wish I had a rose.

[Mimi]

Get into a lot of what?

Wish granted, but the rose has a HUGE spider on it.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Joy]

Trouble. I meant to say trouble.
Wish granted, but you become super-snooty and everyone hates you.
I wish I could go to public school.

[Woody]

You do, but you become part of a gang and when you decide to quit the gang, they blow up your house!

Blowing up your house is fun!

I wish I had a dog.

[Mimi]

You do, but your dog is insane about digging things up. He digs up a stick of dynamite... Yeah your house is a done deal.

I wish shadowpaw and all the "oldbies" started posting a lot.

[Woody]

They do, but the posts are announcing that they are quitting the ToO!

I wish I could blow up Joy's house again!

[Mimi]

You do but she then moves to an amazing mansion making you jealous.

I wish this semester of shcool was over.

[Woody]

It is, but you are completely unprepared for next year, and your teacher happens to be a murderer who kills all of her unprepared students!

I wish I could blow up Joy's mansion....

[Steve]

You detonate the explosives...while you're still inside the mansion.

I wish pants were edible.

[Parker Family]

You tried eating and pants and failed... you were taken to a hospital

I wish I could fly!

[Steve]

You build wings of wax and feathers...and things end all "Ithcarus" style.

I wish I had a cow.

[Astronomer]

You get a cow, but it gets milk fever and cannot stand up or give any milk, so you have to spend a lot of money on medicine before it finally dies...

I wish I could publish a book.

[Joy]

Wish granted, but the book is rubbish, and no one likes it.

I wish I could make my poems rhyme.

[Taps]

Wish Granted, but you rhyme them with very unfamiliar words, and nobody understands your poem.

I wish I could write a great book that everybody loves, that is appropriate for all ages.


DESTROY THAT WISH CRUSHER

[Astronomer]

Your book is a huge success, but everyone likes it so much that the stores sell out faster than they can print it. In turn, everyone sues the bookstores which go out of business and no one ever touches your marvelous book again.

I wish people would stop destroying others' wishes.