Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

[Pianoman]

Wish granted! She dies two days after she is born. #sadDay.

I sue you because I am AWESOME! (thanks Sameria, I owe you one. xD)

I wish I would stop annoying Sameriazx.

[Connie G.]

Wish granted... I don't even want to destroy that one.
You are so nice to her she falls in love with you and won't leave you alone.

I wish I could play the piano better

[Lark]

WISH DENIED! AFTER THAT.... NOPE. SORRY. There ain't any POSSIBLE WAY I am gonna grant your wish. Sorry. You'll have to play better without my help.

I wish that OxR would stop wishing strange things and then other people granting EVEN STRANGER THINGS.

[Pianoman]

Best thing ever. Connie's was hilarious, Sameria's was hysterical! Your wish is granted!

I wish for a pony.

[Lark]

Wish granted..... it's a dead horse.

I wish for a puppy.

[Pianoman]

YAAAAAAAAY! I LOVE DEAD HORSES! THE ONLY USE FOR THEM! *hides*

Your wish is granted! However, it get's sick once a month, and you have to stay up all night for a week watching over it, worrying it may die each time.

I wish for something to do.

[Lark]

Wish granted.... You can talk to me....

I wish I wasn't so extremely bored....

[Pianoman]

xDDDD Yay.

Your wish is granted. You are now glued to your brother and will be more awkward than bored.

I wish for more smileys on the SS. (The ToO has sooooo many better ones. )

[Paula]

Your wish is granted (surprisingly)

I wish that bats would come here and eat all the mosquitoes Dxxx

[Moontide]

The bats come--but they only eat fruit.

I wish that Nasa had a far bigger budget.

[Pianoman]

Wish granted! But we find aliens, and, somehow, it increases atheism greatly...

I wish I could meet Penguin and Paula and all the other people on the ToO/SS.

[Paula]

Your wish is granted. I couldn't bring myself to destroy that wish =/ THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME

I wish that I could invent a robot that did all the dishes for me ^_^ (Don't anyone destroy this wish)

[Lizzy88]

Your robot does all your dishes. Then it dirties them again, and breaks them against the crowbar imbedded in its side.

I wish I could fly!

[Moontide]

You can fly, but only because you are a fly.

I wish that everything was my favourite colour.

[Pianoman]

xD Moontide

Your wish is granted! However, you can now only see in black and white. =/

I wish I had and could play a cello.

[Connie G.]

/me gives OxR a cello and he is terrible
*notices that OxR said "Penguin and Paula"*

[Pianoman]

Your wish is granted! You are now dead.

Yes, I actually like Penguin and Paula.

I wish for more ToO activity.

[Lark]

Ruuude. Don't worry Connie, he likes you.

Granted, I come online. ;P
Hey, you said you didn't like me, soooo.

I wish I could meet LIGHTNING, cause he would be majorly fun, and Bethany Shepard.

[Pianoman]

Your wish is granted! But you find out LIGHTNING, in person, is more annoying then me during my "rude" phases...and discover Bethany is a 50-year-old man, living in his mother's basement, stalking people on message boards. 0_o

I wish Paula could/would come back...

[Lizzy88]

Granted. She comes back and wallops you on the head with a large rubber mallet.

I wish for LESS RAIN. Our puppy got sucked into a culvert when it flooded (Thankfully she popped out the other end after an agonizingly long few seconds).