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You do, but your family begins to love him more than you and decides to replace you with it. You are then kicked out of the house and onto the street where the only beings who slightly care about you are the rats only because you keep them warm at night!

I wish I lived in England.
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Joy
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Wish granted, but everyone hates you there!

I wish I could go to Cedar Point. (Most awesome amusement park ever!)
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Joanne
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Post by Joanne »

You do. And the ride your on gets stuck right when you are going down the biggest drop. You are stuck for hours. \:D/

I wish I could marry Justin Beiber! \:D/
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Joy
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Wish granted, but he sings in the shower every morning, which hurts your ears, and he's just as obnoxious to you as he is to his paparazzi.
I wish I could hear the PianoGuys play, and that I could call them to play for me whenever I want!
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Mimi
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Wish granted. But the first time you get them to come, the piano lid falls and crushes their fingers. :(

I wish I had a golden retriever!
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Buzz

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You do, but the golden retriever is so aggressive that he bites all your toe's off. Ouch....

I wish I could have as many wishes as I wanted! :badgrin:

Maybe that's too much... :oops: I wish my sister would stay home from college. :(
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Steve
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She does, and takes over your room, then the entire house, leaving you and the rest of your family homeless on the streets.

I wish I had some popcorn.
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Mimi
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Wish granted. However, your popcorn has way too much salt which causes your tongue to itch for the rest of the day.

I wish I had $10,000.
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You get your money, but it was won by being publicly embarrassed on America's Funniest Home Videos.

I wish I had some black, knee-high socks.
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Buzz

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You do... but it's so lame that the President is so embarrassed to have you in "his" USA, that he kicks you out and you have to live in China where everyone thinks you're a weirdo.

I wish I could have a turtle....
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You do, but it's dead.

I wish I had a glass of slimy sludge water.
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Mimi
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You get it and are forced to drink it for breakfast.

I wish I could get a degree without going to school! :-
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Joy
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Wish granted, but no one will hire you for the degree you got, and you end up penniless, and starving!
I wish my brothers friend was alive!
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Buzz

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How are we supposed to make a joke about something like that?

I wish I could take horse-back riding lessons...
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Mimi
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You get your wish but the lessons cost 1,000 dollars.

I wish I could meet buzz.
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Joanne
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Post by Joanne »

You do. But she's rude and steals all the money you have on you!

I wish I could meet AE. \:D/
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Post by American Eagle »

You do, but then you realize he's terribly shy and not nearly as good looking as you believed. :(
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Lee
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Post by Lee »

:lol:

You didn't post a wish, AE. :(
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Joanne
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Post by Joanne »

I'll post one. :)

I wish I could be Superman, then I could save a ton of money on gas.
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You are, but you suddenly have no friends.

I wish I didn't have to get braces
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