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Post by Buzz »

They do, but cats turn out to be the main source of air, and so everyone on the planet is having air shortage. *shivers at the thought*

I wish I could be a dog.
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Wish granted but dogs have a great tendency to eat feces.

I wish I ruled the world.
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You do. But your people hate you and kill you while you are sleeping one night...

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist
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They do but a bug that itches 10x worst attacks you forever.

I wish the grass would mow by itself.

I'm not going to make some wishes because it would just be cruel to destroy them like my Grandpa getting saved or my cats cancer and such
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It does, but it's because there's a ghost living in your yard, haunting you.

I wish I didn't have to do math... :(
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Wish granted! But you don't end up getting your future job because you can't do math and and up living on the street....

I wish the people on this thread weren't so cruel when they destroy my wishes!!!
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Wish granted, but because of that this thread is deleted, and so is the ToO itself....

I wish I could have super-hearing.
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You do, but you overhear a plot to murder you and waste your last day worrying about it...

I wish could live in Northern California again....
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You do, but Northern California is dealing with serious volcanic acids and earthquakes.

I wish I could have a turtle!
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You do.... But your turtle becomes a Mutant Ninja Turtle and kills you....

I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.... (sarcastic)
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Wish granted, but the world sings so much it's annoying.
I wish I was all caught up on school.
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You are. But everyone thinks you are some kind of whiz kid, so they send you to college....

I wish Switchfoot would make another record.....
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Wish granted, but their CD is so horrible, you faint.
I wish I could move to the country.
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You do, but a giant coyote comes and eats you, your family, and all your animals......

I wish snubs would reopen her shop....
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Wish granted, but she starts making terrible signatures.
I wish I could properly resize a sig.
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You can! But a glitch on your computer shrinks it to microscopic size...

I wish Connie would marry Mitch....
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Wish granted, but they disapear and Connie is never heard of again.
I wish I could have hamburgers.
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you do. But it isn't cooked right and you die from food poisoning

I wish I could dance with you under the big blue sky (you being no one in particular ;) )
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Wish granted, but while you're dancing, you fall into a big pit and are neverof again.
I wish I could get an iPod Touch.
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You have an iTouch. But terrorists planted a bomb inside and it blows up and you die. :(

I wish I had a 3DS...
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