Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

[Joanne]

You don't. But when you get old your teeth are so crooked that they all fall out. (I have no idea how this would happen, but, it happens to you)

I wish I could be good at math.

[Lee]

You are. But you're so good at it, that your parents move you into an advanced college-level book, which is too hard for even your smart math brain.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds.

[Jesus' Princess]

you do, but then your skirts keep falling off.

I wish the wind would stop

[Joanne]

It does. But only because you are in the eye of a hurricane.

I wish I could go to Spain and eat noodles.

[Buzz]

You do, but the noodles are secretly poisoned...

I wish I could get my dad to make a tire swing.

[Jesus' Princess]

you do, but the rope breaks when you're on it, and you sprain your ankle

I wish I could speak french

[Buzz]

Congratulations! You speak French now! But because of this, your family sends you to France where you live there for the rest of your life and never see your family again.

I wish I could fly in a plane.

[Steve]

You do but it's 9/11 all over again.

I wish vegetables and I could co-exist.

[Buzz]

What does that even mean?

You now co-exist, but someone mistakes you for a vegetable and eats you instead.

I wish I could go back in time.

[Jesus' Princess]

You do, but you get stuck there forever.

I wish I could run a five minute mile

[Buzz]

You can, but somehow you trigger a gravity trick and are forced to run forever without break. (I don't know how that can happen, but it does!)

I wish the swimming pool would get ready by itself without us doing any work.

[Woody]

Wish granted! But the water company cut off your water supply so you can't fill it!!!

I wish my sister would stop liking a guy from a completely dysfunctional family!!!

[Jesus' Princess]

she stops liking him, but starts liking a guy ten times worse than your worst nightmare.

I wish I had some chocolate.

[Buzz]

You do, but it's poisoned.....

I wish I could have a good fishing pond. Our's is so filthy.

[Woody]

You now have a clean fishing pond. But, the water is so clean, there's nothing for the fish to eat!!! So the fish die.

I wish I had a Wii...

[Buzz]

You do, but the Wii has a bomb in it and blows up your whole house.

I wish Okra would disappear.

[Joy]

Wish granted, but you disappear too.
I wish I could go to the water park.

[Woody]

Wish granted! But the shark tank breaks and the shark eats you....

I wish Obama would not win this election...

[American Eagle]

He doesn't! However, it's because he drops out right now and Hillary Clinton wins in his place.

I wish I could win all the volleyball games tonight.

[Woody]

Wish granted! But the other teams are so mad they decide to gang up on you and they kill you...

I wish cats would go extinct.