Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

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Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Joy » Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:29 pm

So basically, someone makes a wish, and then the person who posts below them...well, the example will explain it better.

SmileySmiler: I wish I had a drivers license!
Cherrycheesecake: Wish granted, but your drivers license got eaten by your dog.
I wish I had a new bike!
Dill: Wish granted, but it's old, and cheap, and it breaks the first time you ride it.
I wish I had a jar of chocolate chip cookies!

And so let the destroying of wishes begin! :badgrin: (Also, make sure to put evil, or laughing smiley faces on your posts. It'll make it more fun!)
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Buzz » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:04 pm

I wish I had pie. :(
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Steve » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:31 pm

I ATE UR PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Monty » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:38 pm

He is. That's about as bad as I can make it. ;)

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Joy » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:42 pm

Wish granted, but you threw up after-wards, and everybody is laughing at you.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Mimi » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:44 pm

Wish granted. You get the horse of your dreams, but it throws you over a fence during the first ride :no:

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby American Eagle » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:51 pm

Enjoy your trip! However, you're going to be there the week Gauis is in America. :(

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Steve » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:52 pm

You do...and then you waste them by sleeping through the afternoon...

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Whitty Whit » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:54 pm

He's dead, but some bozo had a defibrillator and shocked him to life. :(

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Steve » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:58 pm

You can. But you are sucked into a jet engine.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Monty » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:06 pm

You do, but Taps made it. :(

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Steve » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:07 pm

Team Griffin is elected, but everyone leaves because of it. \:D/

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Monty » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:09 pm

You get a car that is in amazing condition and runs well, but the first day you drive it, a large piano falls out of the sky and smashes it into little pieces. :(

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby American Eagle » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:14 pm

Steve IS a real person; however, he is 3'8", fat and covered with zits. Also, he has a girlfriend and you don't.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Steve » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:15 pm

You do, but the piggy bank comes to life and eats you.

I wish American Eagle looked like he described me. \:D/
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Knight Fisher » Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:16 pm

What are you talking about? AE is physically mature. He don't got no zits and he's pure muscle.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Buzz » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:13 am

Wish granted, but Tom Brady totally beats them in the play-offs and they're made a total mockery.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Joanne » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:22 am

You do, but you are then pulled into the dark pit you saved the person from falling into and die.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Joy » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:26 am

Wish granted, but you lose horribly for your team, and they all hate you and throw tomatoes at your FACE!

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Joanne » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:29 am

He does. But it chews out of it's cage and chews up our favorite ear buds and pillow.

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