Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Countess » Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:44 pm

How dare you attack my watching skills? :x

You get it. But then I ruin it when I come for a visit because I don't approve of your girlfriend. :mrgreen:

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Isaiah the Ox » Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:59 pm

Y WOULD U RUIN MAH PIANO?!

Your wish is granted! A giant piano falls on the Google servers and all of it is totally destroyed.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Dredge » Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:02 pm

Your wish is granted! But then the Kenyan government sticks a camera in it to determine its sexuality and it collapses!

I wish Ronald Reagan was still president.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Countess » Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:06 pm

He is and he supports the LGBT community.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Isaiah the Ox » Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:09 pm

Wish granted! However, I don't make a wish so the next person doesn't get to destroy anything. :(
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Moontide » Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:07 pm

I wish that I owned a castle.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Dredge » Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:33 pm

Wish granted! You own a sleazy burger joint in the Lehigh Valley of Pennsylvania and a 358 Modified crashes through the dining hall in transit from Grandview Speedway to Lehigh Valley Mall!

Thanks to Google Earth for help on this one...

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Agent 86 » Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:52 am

Congratulations! You now work at Ramsey Solutions, but you mess up a line of code which in turn, fires you. :.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Dredge » Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:55 am

You do and someone stuffs a paper towel in the exhaust pipe and gets it confiscated for violating emissions laws!

I wish Hillary would get lost.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Agent 86 » Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:19 am

Hillary got lost in the forest, and the presidential election comes to a stop while trying to find the other candidate, making the US collapse from lack of leadership.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Connie G. » Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:59 pm

Wish granted! You are hereby awarded $1 million in Monopoly money!

I wish your SIGNATURE wasn't HALF AS LONG AS THE PAGE (pardon, I mean I wish your sig were shorter)... *cough* It's a good thing Belle's not here.... *hides*
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Agent 86 » Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:23 pm

Off Topic: Yeah, gonna change it soooooon..

On Topic: Wish granted! It is so short that there's only one line: This sentence has two sentences in it.

I wish we could have a do over this election.
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The sentence above is false.

I dare you not to read this.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Connie G. » Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:26 pm

Ooh, wish granted! Dredge wins.

I wish you had changed the spelling of "The Awesom Auction..." when I reminded you of it.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Dredge » Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:31 pm

Wish granted. We start a new auction and the ToO's economy collapses.

I wish election pricex wasn't so heavily influenced by our "legitimacy prose".
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Isaiah the Ox » Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:54 am

Wish granted! It isn't......?

I wish for better fast food.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Connie G. » Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:41 am

Wish granted :twisted:: Fast food becomes slow. And expensive. And then it isn't fast food anymore. Now you're ordering filet mingnon in the drive-thru.

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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Agent 86 » Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:55 am

Wish denied, I just posted.

I wish I had $100,000.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Dredge » Sat Sep 24, 2016 1:54 pm

You do! Every bill is marked with a dead wasp and deadly wasps are now swarming your car!

I wish Jeff Gordon would run more races.
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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Connie G. » Sat Sep 24, 2016 5:42 pm

Wish granted! I don't know what more I can say to make this funnier :lol:
He runs. And loses.


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Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Postby Dredge » Fri Sep 30, 2016 5:43 am

You do... They also have Hillary Clinton's face on them.
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