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 Post Post subject: Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:44 pm 
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How dare you attack my watching skills? :x

You get it. But then I ruin it when I come for a visit because I don't approve of your girlfriend. :mrgreen:

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 Post Post subject: Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 8:59 pm 
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Y WOULD U RUIN MAH PIANO?!

Your wish is granted! A giant piano falls on the Google servers and all of it is totally destroyed.

I wish for a pet rock.

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 Post Post subject: Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:02 pm 
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Your wish is granted! But then the Kenyan government sticks a camera in it to determine its sexuality and it collapses!

I wish Ronald Reagan was still president.

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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:06 pm 
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He is and he supports the LGBT community.

I wish Ox to be the next poster.


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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 9:09 pm 
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Wish granted! However, I don't make a wish so the next person doesn't get to destroy anything. :(

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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 7:07 pm 
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I wish that I owned a castle.


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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:33 pm 
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Wish granted! You own a sleazy burger joint in the Lehigh Valley of Pennsylvania and a 358 Modified crashes through the dining hall in transit from Grandview Speedway to Lehigh Valley Mall!

Thanks to Google Earth for help on this one...

I wish I worked for Ramsey Solutions.

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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:52 am 
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Congratulations! You now work at Ramsey Solutions, but you mess up a line of code which in turn, fires you. :.

I wish I had a new lamborghini. ;)

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STOP.
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I dare you not to read this.
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 Post Post subject: Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 7:55 am 
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You do and someone stuffs a paper towel in the exhaust pipe and gets it confiscated for violating emissions laws!

I wish Hillary would get lost.

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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:19 am 
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Hillary got lost in the forest, and the presidential election comes to a stop while trying to find the other candidate, making the US collapse from lack of leadership.

I wish I had a million dollars.

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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
STOP.
This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.

I dare you not to read this.
Hey! I said not to read this.
Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.


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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 2:59 pm 
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Wish granted! You are hereby awarded $1 million in Monopoly money!

I wish your SIGNATURE wasn't HALF AS LONG AS THE PAGE (pardon, I mean I wish your sig were shorter)... *cough* It's a good thing Belle's not here.... *hides*

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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:23 pm 
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Off Topic: Yeah, gonna change it soooooon..

On Topic: Wish granted! It is so short that there's only one line: This sentence has two sentences in it.

I wish we could have a do over this election.

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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
STOP.
This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.

I dare you not to read this.
Hey! I said not to read this.
Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.


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 Post Post subject: Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:26 pm 
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Ooh, wish granted! Dredge wins.

I wish you had changed the spelling of "The Awesom Auction..." when I reminded you of it.

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 Post Post subject: Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:31 pm 
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Wish granted. We start a new auction and the ToO's economy collapses.

I wish election pricex wasn't so heavily influenced by our "legitimacy prose".

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:54 am 
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Wish granted! It isn't......?

I wish for better fast food.

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:41 am 
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Wish granted :twisted:: Fast food becomes slow. And expensive. And then it isn't fast food anymore. Now you're ordering filet mingnon in the drive-thru.

I wish for no one to post for the next week.

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 10:55 am 
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Wish denied, I just posted.

I wish I had $100,000.

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Who am I? I'd rather not answer that question, the real question is, "Who are you?". Right now I am trying to think of something witty to put here.. I might not find anything, but that's fine. This block of text should be fine for a signature. Wait, are you still reading this? Why are you reading this? Stop. Seriously.
STOP.
This sentence is true.
The sentence above is false.

I dare you not to read this.
Hey! I said not to read this.
Maybe if I talk like this.
Wait, you still see me? *sighs* I give up.


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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 1:54 pm 
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You do! Every bill is marked with a dead wasp and deadly wasps are now swarming your car!

I wish Jeff Gordon would run more races.

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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 5:42 pm 
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Wish granted! I don't know what more I can say to make this funnier :lol:
He runs. And loses.


I wish for M&Ms

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 Post Post subject: Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 5:43 am 
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You do... They also have Hillary Clinton's face on them.

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