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Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:29 pm
by Joy
So basically, someone makes a wish, and then the person who posts below them...well, the example will explain it better.
SmileySmiler: I wish I had a drivers license!
Cherrycheesecake: Wish granted, but your drivers license got eaten by your dog.
I wish I had a new bike!
Dill: Wish granted, but it's old, and cheap, and it breaks the first time you ride it.
I wish I had a jar of chocolate chip cookies!
And so let the destroying of wishes begin!
(Also, make sure to put evil, or laughing smiley faces on your posts. It'll make it more fun!)
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:04 pm
by Buzz
I wish I had pie.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:31 pm
by Steve
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:38 pm
by Monty
He is. That's about as bad as I can make it.
I wish I could get a perfect score in tomorrow's oral presentation competition.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:42 pm
by Joy
Wish granted, but you threw up after-wards, and everybody is laughing at you.
I wish I had a horse.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:44 pm
by Mimi
Wish granted. You get the horse of your dreams, but it throws you over a fence during the first ride
I wish I could go to Ghana.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:51 pm
by American Eagle
Enjoy your trip! However, you're going to be there the week Gauis is in America.
I wish I had a few more hours per day.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:52 pm
by Steve
You do...and then you waste them by sleeping through the afternoon...
I wish Taps was dead again.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:54 pm
by Whitty Whit
He's dead, but some bozo had a defibrillator and shocked him to life.
I wish I can fly.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:58 pm
by Steve
You can. But you are sucked into a jet engine.
I wish I had a sandwich.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:06 pm
by Monty
You do, but Taps made it.
I wish Team Griffin made it onto the ballot, was reelected, had an amazing term that everyone enjoyed, and had a miniature story arc three quarters of the way through.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:07 pm
by Steve
Team Griffin is elected, but everyone leaves because of it.
I wish I had a car.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:09 pm
by Monty
You get a car that is in amazing condition and runs well, but the first day you drive it, a large piano falls out of the sky and smashes it into little pieces.
I wish Steve was a real person.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:14 pm
by American Eagle
Steve IS a real person; however, he is 3'8", fat and covered with zits. Also, he has a girlfriend and you don't.
I wish I would find a piggy bank full of 100-dollar-bills.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:15 pm
by Steve
You do, but the piggy bank comes to life and eats you.
I wish American Eagle looked like he described me.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:16 pm
by Knight Fisher
What are you talking about? AE is physically mature. He don't got no zits and he's pure muscle.
I wish the Cubs would win a World Series.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:13 am
by Buzz
Wish granted, but Tom Brady totally beats them in the play-offs and they're made a total mockery.
I wish I could save a life!
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:22 am
by Joanne
You do, but you are then pulled into the dark pit you saved the person from falling into and die.
I wish I could be in the Olympics.
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:26 am
by Joy
Wish granted, but you lose horribly for your team, and they all hate you and throw tomatoes at your FACE!
I wish my dad would let me get a teddy bear hamster!
Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!
Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:29 am
by Joanne
He does. But it chews out of it's cage and chews up our favorite ear buds and pillow.
I wish I owned a horse.