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Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:29 pm
by Joy
So basically, someone makes a wish, and then the person who posts below them...well, the example will explain it better.

SmileySmiler: I wish I had a drivers license!
Cherrycheesecake: Wish granted, but your drivers license got eaten by your dog.
I wish I had a new bike!
Dill: Wish granted, but it's old, and cheap, and it breaks the first time you ride it.
I wish I had a jar of chocolate chip cookies!

And so let the destroying of wishes begin! :badgrin: (Also, make sure to put evil, or laughing smiley faces on your posts. It'll make it more fun!)

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:04 pm
by Buzz
I wish I had pie. :(

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:31 pm
by Steve
I ATE UR PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

\:D/

I wish Taps was alive.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:38 pm
by Monty
He is. That's about as bad as I can make it. ;)

I wish I could get a perfect score in tomorrow's oral presentation competition.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:42 pm
by Joy
Wish granted, but you threw up after-wards, and everybody is laughing at you.
I wish I had a horse.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:44 pm
by Mimi
Wish granted. You get the horse of your dreams, but it throws you over a fence during the first ride :no:

I wish I could go to Ghana.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:51 pm
by American Eagle
Enjoy your trip! However, you're going to be there the week Gauis is in America. :(

I wish I had a few more hours per day.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:52 pm
by Steve
You do...and then you waste them by sleeping through the afternoon...

I wish Taps was dead again.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:54 pm
by Whitty Whit
He's dead, but some bozo had a defibrillator and shocked him to life. :(

I wish I can fly.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:58 pm
by Steve
You can. But you are sucked into a jet engine.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:06 pm
by Monty
You do, but Taps made it. :(

I wish Team Griffin made it onto the ballot, was reelected, had an amazing term that everyone enjoyed, and had a miniature story arc three quarters of the way through.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:07 pm
by Steve
Team Griffin is elected, but everyone leaves because of it. \:D/

I wish I had a car.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:09 pm
by Monty
You get a car that is in amazing condition and runs well, but the first day you drive it, a large piano falls out of the sky and smashes it into little pieces. :(

I wish Steve was a real person.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:14 pm
by American Eagle
Steve IS a real person; however, he is 3'8", fat and covered with zits. Also, he has a girlfriend and you don't.

I wish I would find a piggy bank full of 100-dollar-bills.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:15 pm
by Steve
You do, but the piggy bank comes to life and eats you.

I wish American Eagle looked like he described me. \:D/

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:16 pm
by Knight Fisher
What are you talking about? AE is physically mature. He don't got no zits and he's pure muscle.

I wish the Cubs would win a World Series.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:13 am
by Buzz
Wish granted, but Tom Brady totally beats them in the play-offs and they're made a total mockery.

I wish I could save a life!

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:22 am
by Joanne
You do, but you are then pulled into the dark pit you saved the person from falling into and die.

I wish I could be in the Olympics.

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:26 am
by Joy
Wish granted, but you lose horribly for your team, and they all hate you and throw tomatoes at your FACE!

I wish my dad would let me get a teddy bear hamster!

Re: Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:29 am
by Joanne
He does. But it chews out of it's cage and chews up our favorite ear buds and pillow.

I wish I owned a horse.