The Town of Odyssey

How dare you attack my watching skills?

You get it. But then I ruin it when I come for a visit because I don't approve of your girlfriend.

I wish I could bring myself to delete old email accounts.

Y WOULD U RUIN MAH PIANO?!

Your wish is granted! A giant piano falls on the Google servers and all of it is totally destroyed.

I wish for a pet rock.

Your wish is granted! But then the Kenyan government sticks a camera in it to determine its sexuality and it collapses!

I wish Ronald Reagan was still president.

He is and he supports the LGBT community.

I wish Ox to be the next poster.

Wish granted! However, I don't make a wish so the next person doesn't get to destroy anything.

I wish that I owned a castle.

Wish granted! You own a sleazy burger joint in the Lehigh Valley of Pennsylvania and a 358 Modified crashes through the dining hall in transit from Grandview Speedway to Lehigh Valley Mall!

Thanks to Google Earth for help on this one...

I wish I worked for Ramsey Solutions.

Congratulations! You now work at Ramsey Solutions, but you mess up a line of code which in turn, fires you. :.

I wish I had a new lamborghini.

You do and someone stuffs a paper towel in the exhaust pipe and gets it confiscated for violating emissions laws!

I wish Hillary would get lost.

Hillary got lost in the forest, and the presidential election comes to a stop while trying to find the other candidate, making the US collapse from lack of leadership.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Wish granted! You are hereby awarded $1 million in Monopoly money!

I wish your SIGNATURE wasn't HALF AS LONG AS THE PAGE (pardon, I mean I wish your sig were shorter)... *cough* It's a good thing Belle's not here.... *hides*

Off Topic: Yeah, gonna change it soooooon..

On Topic: Wish granted! It is so short that there's only one line: This sentence has two sentences in it.

I wish we could have a do over this election.

Ooh, wish granted! Dredge wins.

I wish you had changed the spelling of "The Awesom Auction..." when I reminded you of it.

Wish granted. We start a new auction and the ToO's economy collapses.

I wish election pricex wasn't so heavily influenced by our "legitimacy prose".

Wish granted! It isn't......?

I wish for better fast food.

Wish granted : Fast food becomes slow. And expensive. And then it isn't fast food anymore. Now you're ordering filet mingnon in the drive-thru.

I wish for no one to post for the next week.

Wish denied, I just posted.

I wish I had $100,000.

You do! Every bill is marked with a dead wasp and deadly wasps are now swarming your car!

I wish Jeff Gordon would run more races.

Wish granted! I don't know what more I can say to make this funnier
He runs. And loses.


I wish for M&Ms

You do... They also have Hillary Clinton's face on them.