The Town of Odyssey

Posted: **Sun Jan 29, 2017 4:33 pm**

You do. In a dark alleyway.

I wish I could have been at Trump Tower last Election Night.

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:07 pm**

You were.

I wish for the following post to destroy my wish.

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:57 pm**

OOOH BURN

Your wish is granted. Your wish is destroyed, and therefore fulfilled. #Paradox:twisted:

i wish to not be sick tomorrow

Posted: **Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:51 pm**

Granted! You're healthy tomorrow, but then sick for ten days after that.

I wish for spring to get here soon.

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:34 pm**

it does but then it's in the 90's all through march
and congrats TS I'm sick again today >_>

I wish for advil

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:21 pm**

You get more than one advil capsule, soothing tea, and a hug.

I wish I could dye my hair blue.

Posted: **Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:26 pm**

Thank you, thank you. You die your hair blue, end of story. You regret it.

I wish I could go to an OC concert.

Posted: **Fri Feb 03, 2017 6:28 pm**

You do--- in Georgia.

I wish my bike was faster.

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 1:30 am**

The bicycle cannot possibly move quicker by its own.

I wish we had macaroons...

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:42 pm**

Yaay, thank you so much.

You do, and they're green bean flavored

I wish to not be made to interact with other humans for a week

Posted: **Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:53 pm**

You are, during a medical emergency.

I wish the BBB didn't have the power it does.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:23 am**

Wish granted, but a worse organization gains the power.

I wish that the U. S. Supreme Court overturns Roe v. Wade.

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:34 am**

They do, but then DC is nuked.
I wish to be alive.

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:01 am**

You do, but your life is horrible.

I wish Adam Kokesh wins the Presidential election (no not really, just to see what someone will respond to this).

Destroy a Wish...Mwahahaha!