This is My Farm!

Where I will farm duckies!

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Woody
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Post by Woody »

Oh, okay.

*hangs up on zoo*

*feeds Fred*
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Kaida
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Post by Kaida »

Ooh! A monkey!

*waves at monkey*

Hey there =)

*monkey attacks*

GAH! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!

*runs away from monkey*
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Tikvah
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Post by Tikvah »

Bad monkey! *drops Fred in a bucket of pickles*
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Post by Buzz »

NO!!!! *picks up Fred from bucket and holds him tightly* Lallaby, lallaby, go to sleep little monkey....

YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLY. :angry: Don't you know how to treat a monkey!?
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Tikvah
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I'm Terribly? don't you mean terrible? BUT HE WAS ATTACKING PEOPLE!
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Post by Mincy »

Here is a fine little electric eel looking for a home :shocking: just be careful how you handle him, He can be over reactive at times. His name is Humphrey, and as he can, due to certain circumstances, no longer live in my pocket he is going to have to stay here. Just don't drop him in the pickles, I'm not sure if he would explode or not if you did that.
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Post by Tikvah »

OK, we'll be careful, won't we?*glares at Woody and Buzz*
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Oops. You guys are terribly. That doesn't make any sense. You guys are terrible! Goodness, learn to spell Buzz! :angry:

YES. We'll be careful... maybe....
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Post by Tikvah »

Yes, WE WILL
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Post by Woody »

Hey, I'm always careful! \:D/
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Hmmmm.... no comment
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Yes comment. You just did!
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aughhhh
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Kaida
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Post by Kaida »

*looks up the word "careful" in dictionary*
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Tikvah
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and probably finds that it doesn't match what Woody and Buzz were doing...
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I was doing nothing wrong. :noway: I was doing the responsible thing and trying to find the monkey's owner. :noway:
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Post by Tikvah »

True, I guess you aren't as bad as SOME PEOPLE *Glares at anybody who acts annoying* Now, what do electric eels eat? :-k
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Post by Woody »

*Google searches*
Wikipedia wrote:Electric eels feed on invertebrates, although adult eels may also consume fish and small mammals. First-born hatchlings will eat other eggs and embryos from later batches. The juveniles will eat invertebrates, such as shrimps or crabs.
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Post by Pengwin »

So, what animals do you have now?
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Post by Woody »

We have:

  • Duckies
  • Pigs
  • Horses
  • Chickens
  • a monkey
  • and an electric eel
I think that's all. :-k
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