This is My Farm!

Where I will farm duckies!

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This is My Farm!

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I declare that this is my Farm. Here I will farm! If you behave yourself, i might hire you.

And HERE is my first thing to farm,
:duckie:


One Duckie.
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*behaves himself so he will be hired*
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I'm a good duckie! Aren't I?
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Ooh! Ducky! Wait..That's it just one? How are you gonna raise more?
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Now I will buy more duckies.
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*Looks at the crazy people wanting a job.* "And what if I don't need help yet? But I will need two people to feed the Duckies. I will hire Buzz and Woody. Here is the duckie feed ..... I will pay both of you when you feed the duckies."

and soon I will get a new animal:
:pigfly: Piggy!
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Post by Buzz »

*is happy to be hired*

Might I advice buying some chickens, master?
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Post by Pengwin »

Coolness more Duckies! :D
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Only after you feed the duckies. Like this. *Throws feed to duckies.* The more you feed the duckies the more you get paid.
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Post by Joy »

I will help you as second in command, Tikvah!
We need bunnies!!!!!!
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Post by Kaida »

OHMEGOODNESS! Those duckies are SO cute! Can I help?
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Post by Woody »

Yay! I've been hired! :D

*feeds duckies*

Oh, and I second the chickens idea. ;) Chickens are wonderful. :inlove:
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Oh, alright.... :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:
Chickens.

Everybody can help!:D collect as many animals as you can. (If there are any more animal emoticons, anyway...)

And here are the promised pigs.
:pigfly: :pigfly: :pigfly: :pigfly: :pigfly: :pigfly: :pigfly: :pigfly: :pigfly: :pigfly:
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Post by Woody »

Chickens!

Just remember, they have to be put in their coop at night, to protect them.

*builds chicken coop*

*feeds chickens*
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Wouldn't be complete without a horsey! Or two.
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You got that from Howrse, didn't you Joy? ;)
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Yay! Horsies! What are their names?
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Post by Woody »

Reno is the first one's name. :) (That's my horse's name)

And the chickens' names are:

Sunflower, Sunnyside, Sunbeam, Sunshine, Sunny, Sunrise, and Sunset.
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and Susan!
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Post by Joy »

No I didn't, actually. From the internet.
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Post by Woody »

Wait, is Susan a horse or a chicken???

*feeds Susan*
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