The Town of Odyssey

As those of you who have known me for years remember, I have always had some mischief associated with my name...

• There was Kitty, which everyone thought was me in disguise.
  There was TLOTU, which trolled me and FTU.
  There was the can opener, which you all would remind me of daily.
  There was my haunted plate, which I would be teased about.
  There was my mixing up genders, which happens to this day.

But Kitty has been verified, TLOTU is long past MIA, my can openers are a given, the ghost has fled, and my confusions are expected.
I need a new scandal, or I am just not really myself, am I now?
What say you, what shall the next one be?

Maybe you can keep shipping AP1 (a.k.a. me), and Oxar...

Excuse me if this is off topic in any way...But what exactly are you talking about?
#Confused...

Right, well I don't think that would go down in history, but if you wish...

@Paula:
So, I am basically asking you all to recommend some retrospectively humorous trouble for me to get in to, as is tradition.
I am starting with the new set, as recommended via Moontide. I will do away with them once I have another signature to use, and/or am given a good idea in this thread...

Ooooooooooh...I get it now...

I took down the old jazz early because of this day-making awesome thing that happened!
So, back to topic, any ideas?

Just stay away from me *backs away from Breaker* Just kidding. I don't have any ideas. But the best ones you'll stumble upon by accident.

As it seems to go... Hm, it has to be good... I wonder...