Catspaw wrote:One smiley may be sufficient to cause Frank endless glee.
*blows up EB*
Personally, I feel better already!
Good job Catspaw. I'll remember that if you ever start a topic like this.
You guys keep my life interesting enough without a contest - why do you think that I should do this too, Chandler? Do you think that I'm less insightful than a dog wearing a sweater? Do you just want to steal my money?
How do you know? Besides, the point was to insult you, not make Frank happy! I don't think that Frank would be happy with you hitting me over the head, either! So there!
<---You can be such a baby sometimes, Chandler! Try being more mature, like me!
*glares in Chandler's general direction...or at least at a nearby wall*
You just stay away from me, you man stealer! You knew that I liked EK, but then you stole him away from me, just because you have those long eyelashes that you bat at every man around here! EK will have a rough life after you dump him! So don't even try to hug me, Chandler!
Don't you recall that I'm single and not looking? I don't make it a habit to flirt. In fact, I wouldn't even if I was looking... I don't want a guy that likes flirts.
I can see your brain is a little addled tonight dear Catspaw. Let me help you feel better.
Limecat does not approve of you hugging me - back off! Not according to me, anyway - I'm sorry if the use of Limecat was copyrighted by Top or somebody.
<---Chandler, don't make me squish you! <---Or I could just go crazy and yell at you, and then threaten you! <---hitting you on the head also sounds attractive
So stop hugging me!
(Sorry, Frank - Chandler seems to have taken over your nice, friendly thread - to correct her, I suggest that you hit her!)
Chandler wrote:Thanks for stating the obvious Trent. Catspaw and I are attempting in an albeit poor fashion to elicit a laugh from the cheerless Frank.
I knew that...
Too bad it isn't working.
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I'll remember that if you ever start a topic like this.
<---You can be such a baby sometimes, Chandler! Try being more mature, like me! 
](./images/smilies/eusa_wall.gif "Brick wall")
<---and I plan on winning this boxing match!
Don't you recall that I'm single and not looking? 
I don't make it a habit to flirt. In fact, I wouldn't even if I was looking... I don't want a guy that likes flirts. 
Let me help you feel better. 
Don't make me have to hurt you, Chandler!
<---Chandler, don't make me squish you! 
<---Or I could just go crazy and yell at you, and then threaten you! 
<---hitting you on the head also sounds attractive
