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My favourite joke is...
Poll ended at Sat Aug 28, 2010 9:11 pm
Option 1 19%  19%  [ 3 ]
Option 2 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Option 3 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Option 4 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Option 5 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Option 6 6%  6%  [ 1 ]
Option 7 44%  44%  [ 7 ]
Option 8 19%  19%  [ 3 ]
Total votes : 16
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 Post Post subject: Chicken joke contest!
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:11 pm 
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. To get to Catspaw's fun chicken joke contest, of course! \:D/


Just for fun, I'm looking for your favourite chicken-related jokes! It doesn't matter what format they're in - it doesn't have to be a "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. I'll take entries for the next week, and then have a poll to determine a winner. Each member may only submit one entry. Please PM it to me instead of posting it here so I can post them all together when I put up the poll. When I receive an entry, I will send that member $5. Bonus option: if your joke involves a Canadian chicken in any capacity, you get $10! \:D/ If the Canadian chicken aspect is incorporated especially well, an additional bonus may be provided. Helpful hint: If you just add the work "Canadian" in to the joke without changing anything else, you definitely do not quality for an additional bonus. ;)

1st place = $50
2nd place = $40
3rd place = $30

Have fun! :chicken:

EDIT: It's time to vote! \:D/

Okay, the time has come to vote for your favourite joke! Vote for your favourite option! It's okay to vote for your own if you submitted an entry, though I would encourage you to only vote for your entry if you really find it the funniest/your favourite.

Option 1:
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!


Option 2:
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Why did the chicken cross the road and then the river only to get flattened by a steamroller on the other side?

Because the frog was on holidays.

Still don't get it? the frog was the frog from frogger and he was on holidays do to fog


Option 3:
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Q. Why did the Canadian chicken :chicken: go back to Canada?

A. They have like the best bacon! \:D/ YUMMY!


Option 4:
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Why did the Canadian chicken cross the border?

It was being chased by a moose! :wha:


Option 5:
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Q "why did the canadian chicken cross the road"
A "to get to the air solon"


(get to fly :lol: :lol: )


Option 6:
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Q:Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls.


Option 7:
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Person#1: Why did the canadian Chicken cross the road? Person#2: I don't know. Person#1: To get the canadian Weekly. Get it? Person#2: No I don't get it. Person#1: Neither do I, I get The New York Times!!!


Option 8:
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To steal a job from an honest, hard-working American below the border.

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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:14 am 
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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:26 am 
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I'm going to enter! I have an idea, but will let it run through my head for a while first (what TKD said ;)).

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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:57 am 
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I'm not very good at jokes, but I might try.

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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 10:11 am 
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Fun! Now to find a clever chicken joke...

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Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:37 pm 
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I PMed one to you! \:D/

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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:41 pm 
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I plan to post the poll Monday evening, so if you want to send in a joke, please send it soon! :D I've already received several entries, but the more the merrier! \:D/

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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:45 pm 
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Do we submit a joke we've made up, a joke we've been told, or a joke we found on an internet search? ;)

Or all three? :D

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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:54 pm 
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Any of those options are fine, though you can only submit one joke, so pick your favourite! :D

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Me as well \:D/

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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:09 pm 
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Okay, the time has come to vote for your favourite joke! Vote for your favourite option! It's okay to vote for your own if you submitted an entry, though I would encourage you to only vote for your entry if you really find it the funniest/your favourite.

Option 1:
Quote:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!


Option 2:
Quote:
Why did the chicken cross the road and then the river only to get flattened by a steamroller on the other side?

Because the frog was on holidays.

Still don't get it? the frog was the frog from frogger and he was on holidays do to fog


Option 3:
Quote:
Q. Why did the Canadian chicken :chicken: go back to Canada?

A. They have like the best bacon! \:D/ YUMMY!


Option 4:
Quote:
Why did the Canadian chicken cross the border?

It was being chased by a moose! :wha:


Option 5:
Quote:
Q "why did the canadian chicken cross the road"
A "to get to the air solon"


(get to fly :lol: :lol: )


Option 6:
Quote:
Q:Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls.


Option 7:
Quote:
Person#1: Why did the canadian Chicken cross the road? Person#2: I don't know. Person#1: To get the canadian Weekly. Get it? Person#2: No I don't get it. Person#1: Neither do I, I get The New York Times!!!


Option 8:
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To steal a job from an honest, hard-working American below the border.

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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:14 pm 
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Wow, there are some good jokes up there! \:D/

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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:24 pm 
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I voted for #2 (which wasn't my entry). Steamrollers and Frogger FTW! \:D/

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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:07 am 
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Number 8! (No offense intended to Canadians, of course.)


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Just a few more hours to vote everyone!

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And we have a winner! Congratulations to Mark Prescott, our winner! \:D/ It looks like we have a tie for second, with IDANCE4JESUS and American Eagle both getting the same number of votes, and therefore both getting the second place prize.

Thanks to everybody who participated - it was fun reading the different joke entries! :lol:

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Thanks for the contest, Catspaw! I enjoyed reading all the jokes! \:D/

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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:49 am 
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