Chicken joke contest!
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:11 pm
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to Catspaw's fun chicken joke contest, of course!
Just for fun, I'm looking for your favourite chicken-related jokes! It doesn't matter what format they're in - it doesn't have to be a "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. I'll take entries for the next week, and then have a poll to determine a winner. Each member may only submit one entry. Please PM it to me instead of posting it here so I can post them all together when I put up the poll. When I receive an entry, I will send that member $5. Bonus option: if your joke involves a Canadian chicken in any capacity, you get $10! If the Canadian chicken aspect is incorporated especially well, an additional bonus may be provided. Helpful hint: If you just add the work "Canadian" in to the joke without changing anything else, you definitely do not quality for an additional bonus. 
1st place = $50
2nd place = $40
3rd place = $30
Have fun!
EDIT: It's time to vote!
Okay, the time has come to vote for your favourite joke! Vote for your favourite option! It's okay to vote for your own if you submitted an entry, though I would encourage you to only vote for your entry if you really find it the funniest/your favourite.
Option 1:
A. To get to Catspaw's fun chicken joke contest, of course!
Just for fun, I'm looking for your favourite chicken-related jokes! It doesn't matter what format they're in - it doesn't have to be a "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. I'll take entries for the next week, and then have a poll to determine a winner. Each member may only submit one entry. Please PM it to me instead of posting it here so I can post them all together when I put up the poll. When I receive an entry, I will send that member $5. Bonus option: if your joke involves a Canadian chicken in any capacity, you get $10!
If the Canadian chicken aspect is incorporated especially well, an additional bonus may be provided. Helpful hint: If you just add the work "Canadian" in to the joke without changing anything else, you definitely do not quality for an additional bonus. 1st place = $50
2nd place = $40
3rd place = $30
Have fun!
EDIT: It's time to vote!
Okay, the time has come to vote for your favourite joke! Vote for your favourite option! It's okay to vote for your own if you submitted an entry, though I would encourage you to only vote for your entry if you really find it the funniest/your favourite.
Option 1:
Option 2:Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
Option 3:Why did the chicken cross the road and then the river only to get flattened by a steamroller on the other side?
Because the frog was on holidays.
Still don't get it? the frog was the frog from frogger and he was on holidays do to fog
Option 4:Q. Why did the Canadian chicken
A. They have like the best bacon!
Option 5:Why did the Canadian chicken cross the border?
Option 6:Q "why did the canadian chicken cross the road"
A "to get to the air solon"
(get to fly
Option 7:Q:Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls.
Option 8:Person#1: Why did the canadian Chicken cross the road? Person#2: I don't know. Person#1: To get the canadian Weekly. Get it? Person#2: No I don't get it. Person#1: Neither do I, I get The New York Times!!!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To steal a job from an honest, hard-working American below the border.
I've already received several entries, but the more the merrier!