$50 Essay

[Marvin D.]

I remember doing one of these, except for 10 dollars =P This time, you need to write a short essay telling me why you think you deserve $50! You can be serious, sad, jovial, snarky, stingy, whatever!

The only limitation is that you have to have at least 75 words. PM it directly to me, and I'll give you until January 7, 2012 to get your submissions in.

[Monty]

I entered! This is an awesome idea for a contest!

[Marvin D.]

Why fank you.

[Musical Shutterbug]

I liked my essay from last time

Now I have to write a new one

[Marvin D.]

And hurry up while yer at it

[snubs]

When will you announce the winner? Today? or tomorrow?

[Marvin D.]

I will announce them today In fact, I'll be choosing now, but there's still time to submit a late entry.

[snubs]

I will announce them today In fact, I'll be choosing now, but there's still time to submit a late entry.

You did receive mine, right? Because I deleted it off my computer.

[Marvin D.]

Yep, I have yours!

[snubs]

Okay, good. =]

[Marvin D.]

Alrightie folks! Time to find out who's going to win FIFTY DOLLARS!

And now. . .here is the winning entry!

der josh
u shud giv me al of di pwiz monies becuz i am lolcat and i am awsom ther arnt wordz 2 dezcrib how awsom i am u kno dis 2 b tru becuz when u c a pic of me doin somtin awsom u lol an say thats lolcat! i fil ur lif wif lols and mak u b hapy wen ur sad i am all over de internet and am mor famus ten ur mom lol

oh and chuk noris lovs me

lol cat

*dis mesag haz ben aproved by factcat and longcat

And so, $50 goes to. . .

Musical Shutterbug!

Our second place winner's entry was as follows:

$50 Essay
by snubs

50 dollars is 50 dollars more than one has…which can add up. Meaning, if I had the money, I would appreciate it and use it far more productively…then other people we know. For example, I would first and foremost deposit the 50 dollars in the bank for safe keeping. Then, when I have acquired enough, I will use the 50 dollars given to me, and the rest of the money I accumulated, for various contests.

And if you are thinking what I think you may be thinking, no need to worry. Everyone knows I run the best contests around. Meaning, I am automatically qualified for the responsibility of owning 50 more dollars. Besides, who else is going to entertain the small minded, poor, helpless ToO’ers?

$10 will be coming your way, snubs! ;D

We have an honorable mention, and here is this person's entry.

Why do I deserve $50? To be perfectly honest, I probably don't. We didn't pick you as a mod, I don't think your word was Adolf Hitler in Apples to Apples, and I have been nothing but rude, arrogant, and condescending to you at every turn. (Or maybe it was the other way around?) The only reason you might possibly have for giving me 50 dollars is because I will use it to buy the Sarcastic Rule Book, which would hopefully begin to make me as awesome as you.

Let's hope that $5 will help you on the way to getting that book, Montykins.

And here are the remaining entries in no particular order

I deserve the $50 dollars because I am the most awesome, amazing, and most wonderful person you have ever met beside you of course. Also I am a newer member and need the money. I would spend on shop items for the poor, or just donating to the newer members. I also need this money because I am desperately poor and have barely any money at all. I might also use it on some contest I might be running soon. Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee give it to me.

I need it because............ I NEED IT! I'm broke, dude! You have to give it to me, or else, some very.. UNPLEASANT things will come your way. Watch your back, kid. You may lose it in the next 24 hours. Buh duh, buh duh, buh duh duhhh duh duh dududuu. You can't deny a poor what she needs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do it, give it to me, GIVE IT! I deserve it, I need it, I WANT it! Gimme, gimme, GIMME! Watch for the red spider. WATCH FOR IT!!!!!!!!!! I NEED IT, VERY BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is my essay:

Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money. Give me the money.

Thanks to everybody who entered! Stay tuned for. . .well, nothing.

For now

[snubs]

Those were funny. =] And like I said with the $50, 10 dollars is 10 dollars I never had. =D


...and Moontide, you really got your point across, didn't you.. xD

[Marvin D.]

Haha, true =P

And yes, when I read his entry it was. . .interesting, to say the least xD

[Monty]

Let's hope that $5 will help you on the way to getting that book, Montykins.

Thank you!

Montykins?! I think I even like montywhittakeriii better than that!

[Marvin D.]

Deal with it