The Cryin Bryan Dern Show!

Cryin Bryan Dern · Post by **Cryin Bryan Dern** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:41 pm

Hey, hey! All you beautiful people out there, this is Cryin Bryan Dern coming at ya straight from Odyssey 105! It is on this age-old talk show that we get down to the bottom and cut stright to the point! So, call in, and you'll get a spot on the show! Voice your opinion! Just know that when you're on the air, you're on, but when you're off, your OFF!

Let's get this party started! The issue for today is the upcoming mayoral election! Let's go to the callers!

*waits for first caller*

EK · Post by EK » Mon Apr 25, 2005 5:48 pm

*calls in*
Hey Bryan what do you think of mellow and EoR's view on taxes

Sarah · Post by **Sarah** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:54 pm

*scoots EK out of the way* My turn! Heh heh...

Hi Cryin Bryan Dern! Bryan, can I call you bryan? Ah, I'll call you that anyhow... So Bryan, I'm a long time listener, first time caller! Anywoo, what do you think of the recent happenings in Oddyssey? What was it like to live in a place where someone was trying to takeover your mind!?

Sarah

Bennett · Post by **Bennett** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:03 pm

*Throws Sarah Across the room* Mine Turn!

"Dear Mr. Dern,

I believe both parties are fine. On the one hand, I agree with the complaint of it always being the same person, and based partly on popularity. On the other hand, Mellow seems to be the much younger aged party.
I keep saying that I'll vote for the Top Crusader, but I keep wondering if I'll eventually keep this. For the moment though, it is Top...but I don't know how long that'll last."

BC

Post by **Catspaw** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:08 pm

*Uses logic, and avoids throwing others around by using a different phone*

Yo, Dern! Why haven't we heard your opinion on the mayoral candidates yet? You've been slacking. What have you been doing in the mean time - lying on a bed of nails? I want to hear every gory detail of your opinion on the upcoming election!

EK · Post by EK » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:28 pm

*unplugs the other phones*
Hey bryan do you eat ham?

The Scribbler · Post by **The Scribbler** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:37 am

*calls in*

Mr. Dern, The Scribbler, The Odyssey Tattler. Mr. Dern, dispite the fact that I expose the truth about the candidates, that they continue to run for mayor and chief of police. I mean, surely they must be held accountable for thier actions. Here's my question; why is it that such corrupt people are allowed to run for office?

EK · Post by EK » Thu Apr 28, 2005 5:49 pm

mr. dern what do you think of the scribbler and why dont you answer