The Town of Odyssey

[23:30] Awesomeness: what up my homedog chicken nugget grease skillet on rye bread
[23:30] A person using MSN: yo yo yo
[23:30] Awesomeness: Its the topdawg in da house tonight yo
[23:31] A person using MSN: fo shizzle
[23:31] Awesomeness: fo rizzle?
[23:31] A person using MSN: fo pickle
[23:31] Awesomeness: fo nickel
[23:32] A person using MSN: fo cheesidy
[23:32] Awesomeness: fo captain crunchedy crunch so NEway ... yeah
[23:33] A person using MSN: yup!
[23:33] Awesomeness: like my ToO avvie?
[23:34] A person using MSN: is it the kid picking his nose?
[23:34] A person using MSN: If so, I love it!
[23:34] Awesomeness: Yeah!
[23:34] A person using MSN: SWEET
[23:34] Awesomeness: and the siggy?
[23:34] A person using MSN: the buff baby?
[23:34] Awesomeness: yeah
[23:34] A person using MSN: its is sheer awesomeness as well
[23:35] Awesomeness: lol... hey how come you and shadowpaw never RPG on gowers field
[23:35] A person using MSN: We suck at it :'(
[23:36] Awesomeness: LOL sure you do...or are you just lazy?
[23:37] A person using MSN: Well mostly the lazy part
[23:38] A person using MSN: I dunno maybe this summer I'll have more time
[23:38] A person using MSN: My new job I should have my own computer so I can screw around when I don't have work to do
[23:38] Awesomeness: LOL so.... whats your new job?
[23:39] A person using MSN: I'll teach a computer class at a college here, and also like be in the labs to help people if they don't know what they are doing on computers, or they start to die or something
[23:41] Awesomeness: LOL what if they start to die off of rabid celery?
[23:41] A person using MSN: oh, well then I think I'm supposed to kill them before they die so they don't spread contamination
[23:41] A person using MSN: that stuff is dangerous
[23:42] Awesomeness: the celery or the person dieing?
[23:42] A person using MSN: the person
[23:42] A person using MSN: the celery must be contained
[23:42] Awesomeness: why dont you just kill the celery to?
[23:42] A person using MSN: Well, they might need it for scientific research
[23:43] Awesomeness: Why? they can just research howard dean!
[23:43] A person using MSN: oh... well true
[23:43] A person using MSN: I gues I'll just kill everything in taht case
[23:43] Awesomeness: wheres the case?
[23:43] A person using MSN: in the boiler room
[23:45] Awesomeness: what do they boil in boiler rooms anyway? Like are there some british people in there saying "Time for tea old chaps"?
[23:46] A person using MSN: yeah, they boil chaps, too
[23:46] Awesomeness: What a waste of good pot grime!
[23:47] A person using MSN: I know it
[23:47] A person using MSN: they should conserve better
[23:47] Awesomeness: like jared, the conservative person...of pot grime!
[23:48] A person using MSN: Jared should SO start talking about pot grime more often
[23:48] Awesomeness: Eitheir that or shoelaces.
[23:49] A person using MSN: oh, that'd be good
[23:49] A person using MSN: or maybe pimento loaf
[23:49] Awesomeness: oh that is good!
[23:49] A person using MSN: woohoo!
[23:51] Awesomeness: I wonderi f jared has conserved anything lately?
[23:51] A person using MSN: you should PM him and ask him!
[23:52] Awesomeness: NO! he might eat me! *Cowers in corner*
[23:52] A person using MSN: he only eats young women
[23:52] Awesomeness: Oh no that means hes after you top!
[23:52] A person using MSN: :-O :-O :-O
[23:52] A person using MSN: NOOOOOOO!
[23:52] A person using MSN: not if I seduce him first!
[23:53] Awesomeness: O yeah use your charm.....and mountain dew
[23:53] A person using MSN: and crab juice!
[23:54] Awesomeness: Ohh yeah....have you tried that stuff on your pet rock it works wonders!
[23:55] A person using MSN: yeh they respond well to it!
[23:56] Awesomeness: I need some pepsi blue... do they still make it?
[23:56] A person using MSN: no I think it died :'(
[23:57] Awesomeness: Whens the funeral?
[23:57] A person using MSN: dude you missed it
[23:57] A person using MSN: it was like a half hour ago
[23:58] Awesomeness: WAIT its still alive...it just ran away to mexico
[23:58] A person using MSN: :-O

[23:58] Awesomeness: For real tho they said its still on sale in mexico
[23:59] A person using MSN: oh cool
[23:59] A person using MSN: yeah some of my friends went down there, and there was like Apple pepsi and a bunch of weird things they don't sell here
[00:00] Awesomeness: Ive got to make it over the border without getting put in a sweatshop.......*EK runs to mexico* AHH help*Mexican officals glare at him* "Umm me speak no spanish?"
[00:00] A person using MSN: sweatshops are cool. Where else can you buy sweat?

[00:01] Awesomeness: ummm sudan!
[00:01] Awesomeness: or wal-mart...
[00:02] A person using MSN: oh yeah
[00:03] A person using MSN: and some gas stations
[00:04] Awesomeness: Ohhh Ive got a discount card to ....El sombrero mexicano El pasa express...only valid in the UK!
[00:04] A person using MSN: SA-WEET!
[00:05] Awesomeness: Yeah I get a free enchilada and biscotti at tea time!
[00:05] A person using MSN: that is a good deal right there
[00:06] Awesomeness: I need to tell you something top...
[00:07] A person using MSN: You're my father?
[00:08] Awesomeness: no, well yeah that to, but I aint got no bellybutton...so since I aint got no bellybutton and im your father thats why you dont have one...sorry to tell you this so late in life son
[00:09] A person using MSN: I... always wondered about that!
[00:09] Awesomeness: Yeah thats why you were teased at all those sleepovers and football games
[00:10] A person using MSN: and all the belly button beauty pagents...
[00:11] Awesomeness: ...and at the doctors office....and the jumprope with untucked shirts contest...im so sorry son *Sniff*
[00:12] A person using MSN: I was thinking of making my own bellybutton
[00:12] A person using MSN: I have a nice screw driver here that might do the job
[00:12] Awesomeness: I just used my thumb to make mine!
[00:13] A person using MSN: oh I'm not quite that pliable
[00:13] Awesomeness: but you can just jab it in there then wait for the scab to crust over then push the scab in
[00:14] A person using MSN: oh... hmmm...
[00:14] A person using MSN: I hadn't even thought of that
[00:14] A person using MSN: cool then I can put the scab in a box of corn flakes and see if anyone eats it!
[00:15] Awesomeness: make a bunch the scratch out all of your dandruff and make frosted flakes
[00:15] A person using MSN: DUDE!
[00:15] A person using MSN: that could work!
[00:15] A person using MSN: EXCELLENT!
[00:16] Awesomeness: for shizzle my friend
[00:16] A person using MSN: for shizzle indeed.
[00:17] Awesomeness: ok true or false....Shadowpaw eats kung pao chicken
[00:17] A person using MSN: hmm
[00:17] A person using MSN: I'm gonna say...
[00:17] A person using MSN: True
[00:17] A person using MSN: but usually soaked in ham juice
[00:18] Awesomeness: YES! shadowpaw eats ham soon he will over indulge himself thenwe can take over ToO
[00:20] A person using MSN: YES!
[00:20] A person using MSN: his ham gluttony shall be his downfall!
[00:21] Awesomeness: Do you think he went bald off of ham?
[00:21] A person using MSN: yeah too much ham irradiates the scalp and causes baldness
[00:22] Awesomeness: Eitheir that or inflated nostrils...so shadowpaw got the good end of the deal
[00:23] A person using MSN: yeah, but he got it through villainry of ham consumption
[00:23] Awesomeness: so because of that fact, WE WILL DEFEAT SHADOWPAW THE HAM EATER
[00:24] A person using MSN: *cheers*
[00:24] Awesomeness: Anyway...can I post this chat in a weirdest chat thread at ToO
[00:24] A person using MSN: yeah that's fine
[00:25] A person using MSN: I think it's important for the people to know the important business matters I have to take care of like this.
[00:25] Awesomeness: Awesomeness....so NEway whos that in your MSN avvie?
[00:25] A person using MSN: That is my son... your grandson.
[00:26] Awesomeness: Oh yes I vaugely remember him
[00:26] Awesomeness: Im getting old you know
[00:27] A person using MSN: Yeah that's ok
[00:27] A person using MSN: I wasn't sure if you ever met him or not
[00:27] A person using MSN: He's from my 7th wife
[00:27] Awesomeness: o i only met up to the 4th
[00:27] A person using MSN: yeah I thought so
[00:28] Awesomeness: what number are you on now?
[00:29] A person using MSN: 54th
[00:29] Awesomeness: thats not many now is it?
[00:30] A person using MSN: I know, I'm trying to be conservative
[00:30] Awesomeness: Following in jareds footsteps hmm?
[00:31] A person using MSN: yeah he's only had 39 wives
[00:32] Awesomeness: I think he maxed out a 37 but the conservative party let him have 2 more because he didnt liter.
[00:32] A person using MSN: oh I thought so.
[00:33] A person using MSN: Plus he got bonus points for marrying some admiral in the navy
[00:33] Awesomeness: Oh yeah got sworn in the military did he?
[00:33] A person using MSN: yeah
[00:34] A person using MSN: he became a war hero in the invasion of Missouri
[00:34] Awesomeness: and iraqistanambodia
[00:34] A person using MSN: them, too!
[00:34] A person using MSN: and the Mushroom Kingdom!
[00:35] Awesomeness: That wasnt jared that was ham man
[00:36] A person using MSN: Oh.................
[00:36] A person using MSN: Wow I always get them confused
[00:36] Awesomeness: Yeah the look so much alike shadowpaw tried to eat jared one time
[00:37] A person using MSN: I remember that!
[00:37] A person using MSN: SP got banned from the TH!
[00:37] Awesomeness: Yeah and jared lost his ear...wax
[00:38] A person using MSN: but then later he found that someone had made an idol of ham out of it
[00:38] Awesomeness: but shadowpaw ate that to
[00:39] A person using MSN: yeah
[00:39] A person using MSN: he eats lots of neat things
[00:39] Awesomeness: like boiled chaps and scab flakes
[00:40] A person using MSN: mmmmm
[00:40] A person using MSN: dude you're making me hungry
[00:40] Awesomeness: Im hungry to...but I donated my stomach
[00:41] Awesomeness: to the salvation army
[00:41] Awesomeness: goodwill got half
[00:41] A person using MSN: oh well thats to a good cause
[00:42] Awesomeness: yeah it was put in the electronics section though
[00:42] A person using MSN: oh... hmmm
[00:42] A person using MSN: I thought they kept them with the toys
[00:43] Awesomeness: they kept the other half with that
[00:44] A person using MSN: oh I get it
[00:44] A person using MSN: I'll have to see if its still there
[00:44] Awesomeness: I think shadowpaw bought it...and ate it...eitheir that or its dried up by now
[00:45] A person using MSN: yeah.... oh well
[00:45] A person using MSN: it was good while it lasted
[00:45] Awesomeness: ohh if its stil there we can add it to the scab flakes
[00:46] A person using MSN: YES!!
[00:46] Awesomeness: Itll be like that specail k cereal where they have dried fruit...we can have dried organs
[00:46] A person using MSN: wow that would be tasty, and healthy at the same time!
[00:47] Awesomeness: Itll have a good serving of protein and whatever else I ate before I donated it
[00:47] A person using MSN: yeah so you can't lose really with that!
[00:49] Awesomeness: Yeah itll be like a wonderball "I wonder wonder wonder whats in my stomach scab cereal"!
[00:49] A person using MSN: lol
[00:49] A person using MSN: dude I would buy like 10 boxes a day
[00:49] Awesomeness: Too bad I cant eat it
[00:49] A person using MSN: you could...
[00:50] A person using MSN: but it would just sorta... fall onto the floor
[00:50] Awesomeness: or you know Id have a automatic accident
[00:50] A person using MSN: oooh yeah
[00:50] A person using MSN: well that could be cool
[00:51] Awesomeness: ohh ohh I can recycle it you know suck on it then spit it out and eat it again
[00:51] A person using MSN: you could eat it over the side of a building
[00:51] Awesomeness: yeah thats a good idea to
[00:52] Awesomeness: Oh I got it I eat it off a side of a buidling the guy at the bottom catches it in his mouth sucks on it and spits it back up and the process repeats
[00:52] A person using MSN: yeah it could be on tv or something
[00:53] A person using MSN: I know I'd watch!
[00:53] Awesomeness: Youd be so proud of your father!
[00:54] Awesomeness: well im gunna sign off MSN right about now...Cya at ToO if you come, goodbye son
[00:54] A person using MSN: Goodbye, my father!

You people really scare me. That was so hilarious!

(And is "person using MSN" really Top's username?)

Yup. Sounds like a splendid convo with the almight Top.


Top changes his username quite often......

Catspaw wrote:You people really scare me. That was so hilarious!

(And is "person using MSN" really Top's username?)

It was a while ago... I dunno why it didn't change for him... but yeah, that is me in the convo.

...yeah and you can obviously tell my username



And remember kids always eat your stomach scab flakes

...I see. EK, stop lying about your age.

no im still 14...tops 7

That was soooo very unfair. I'm sitting in a super quiet university library, crying and shaking. One of you should go to jail for not posting the warning: May cause extreme giggling and/or screaming laughter. Other side effects may include gagging, banging one's head on the wall, and general nausea.

you guys think you're so funny.

Not think...we are

ha ha ha ha ha...not.

frank you are so unbreakable huh?

Breaks Frank

Kidding...

...ummm yeah....I think I made frank laugh once...onetime...

once upon a midnight bleary...ha ha.

....ummmm...yah....*tickles franks*

I don't see why everyone thinks a serious discourse between a father and son is so funny to begin with... I'm with Frank.

Yeah son im glad we had this talk

The Top Crusader wrote:I don't see why everyone thinks a serious discourse between a father and son is so funny to begin with... I'm with Frank.

Thank you....'m much abliged. *pokes EK with a shoe horn*

Whats a shoe horn?