Grammar Game!

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Grammar Game!

Post by AIOfan11 »

The original Grammar Game goes.....

Someone posts a sentence (as the game progesses the sentences will get harder) that has very bad grammar. The next person has to change it to fit grammer rules. If you want you can bold what you changed. :D

In example...

what es up weth yal's gramer!

What is up with yall's grammar?

(That was easy.....you can make it alot harder).

So...what are you waiting for?
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i dont understand.
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I don't understand. :anxious:

i most cnt brign me to tpye this way?
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I almost can't bring myself to type this way.

Imm to lasy too out in vold wat i camged!!!!!!!
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I'm too lazy to put in bold what I changed!

Once upon a time, there was a little boy - of danish decent - named Brian.
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Once upon a time there was a little boy of, Danish descent, named Brian.


the hils are alvie wit th sund f moosic
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the hils are alvie wit th sund f moosic

The hills are alive with the sound of music.

i d'nt lyk etin fud.
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I don't like eating food.



y iz bobicadu thee nu mayer
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Why is Bobbicado the new mayor?

We arnt youzing bad gramur ackchooalee. Itz cawed bad speling.
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We arnt youzing bad gramur ackchooalee. Itz cawed bad speling.

We aren't using bad grammar actually. Its called bad spelling.

(True, but you can not capatilize, and punctuate.)

i wech we wer maken mony rite noe. (That is pretty easy).
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I wish we were making money right now. (That was somewhat simple, was it not?)

iwiz thay i waz as cuel s bobicafp cuz she rkcs!
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iwiz thay i waz as cuel s bobicafp cuz she rkcs!

I wish that I was as cool as bobiccado, because she rocks!

i 'dot no wat too pti her.
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I do not want to be her.


eye cant tinc ov u sentince to right
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Post by Taq »

I can't think of a sentence to write.

its annoying when a person messes up their pronoun-antecendent agreement, but we all make misstakes
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Post by Sarah »

It's annoying when a person messes up their pronounciation (I really wasn't sure what you were saying, so I'm not sure if that's correct or not) agreement, but we all make mistakes.


Howw cumz poeple use sutch horribel grammer? It's nawt thaht harrd i dun't thnik at leest i expecially hayte it wen they use too f's for the wurd off.

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Post by Fenix »

Sarah wrote:rant

Sarah

This is not a fun game at all.
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Post by Hawk »

Fenix wrote:
Sarah wrote:rant

Sarah

This is not a fun game at all.
This isn't a fun game at all
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Post by Taq »

The main point of my sentence, which Sarah did, was to show that the pronoun "their" should not be used to refer to "person" since their is plural and person is singular. Use "his or her" with "person" or "their" with "people."

Also, I don't think Fenix's comment was meant to be corrected since it is already fine gramatically. So, I will pick up with Sarah's sentence.


How come people use such horrible grammar? It's not that hard, I don't think, at least I especially hate it when they use two f's for the word "of."

I think its funny when an animal chases it's tail.
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I think it's funny when an animal chases its tail.



last Summer i want too mine grandmothers hose.
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Laura Ingalls wrote: last Summer i want too mine grandmothers hose.
Last summer I went to my grandmother's house.

iluv takln on aim verydy! (That looks kinda hard!)
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