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Joy wrote:We're divorcing! :x
(epic way to end a thread for over a year, Ms. Shuttermug)
I didn't mean to :(
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ATTENTION SUBJECTS OF CATSPAW!

Tomorrow, in the chatroom, there will be a duel.

The duel will be between myself and the esteemed current husband of Joy, Blitz.

The duel will be a fight to the death.

The duel will be moderated by Joy, upon her consent.

The prize will be Joy's hand in marriage, on consent of both parties(Joy and the winner)(Personally, I only wish to free Joy from Blitz)

The loser will receive the runner-up prize of being brought back to life.


The rules(final on Blitz's agreement to them):

1. No invincible characters(e.g. lightning, Thor)

2. There will be a maximum of two name changes per dueler(Meaning you can have a total of three different nicks, and are allowed to switch between the three.)

3. No changing characters without changing nicks

4. Success of attacks will be determined by the moderator.

5. 5 successful attacks by one dueler means victory for them.

6(revised). No outside interference. Interference will result in 50 lashes for the interferer. :x

Breaking of any of these rules will result in disqualification.
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Man, am I glad I don't have to worry about getting married...>_>

But this seems...Interesting. I'll be there.
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Woody wrote: 6. No outside interference. Help from someone outside will mean disqualification of the dueler the outsider was trying to help
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Okay, revision of the rules, because I thought of a... problem that could be caused by rule #6(Namely, someone interfering saying they're going to help someone, only to get them eliminated so the other wins).

6(revised). No outside interference. Interference will result in 50 lashes for the interferer. :x
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Woody wrote:
ATTENTION SUBJECTS OF CATSPAW!

Tomorrow, in the chatroom, there will be a duel.

The duel will be between myself and the esteemed current husband of Joy, Blitz.

The duel will be a fight to the death.

The duel will be moderated by Joy, upon her consent.

The prize will be Joy's hand in marriage, on consent of both parties(Joy and the winner)(Personally, I only wish to free Joy from Blitz)

The loser will receive the runner-up prize of being brought back to life.


The rules(final on Blitz's agreement to them):

1. No invincible characters(e.g. lightning, Thor)

2. There will be a maximum of two name changes per dueler(Meaning you can have a total of three different nicks, and are allowed to switch between the three.)

3. No changing characters without changing nicks

4. Success of attacks will be determined by the moderator.

5. 5 successful attacks by one dueler means victory for them.

6(revised). No outside interference. Interference will result in 50 lashes for the interferer. :x

Breaking of any of these rules will result in disqualification.
pardon me, but what time will this occur?
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That is unknown. Whenever Joy, Blitz, and myself are online at the same time. :p
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I really want to read the title of this thread as... "For JAKE The Wedding Bells TROLL" bwahaha
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^oh, snubs. EPIC. WIN.

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I can keep lighting because it is not invincible. You just have to do it right but sigh i will give it up. And I think we should also have 1 minute time lapse between ability to change.
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Post by Woody »

Alright.

Revisions to rules:

7. You must wait 1 minute between character changes
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This looks interesting. I’ll be there, since I’m actually on this Saturday.
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Woody wrote:That is unknown. Whenever Joy, Blitz, and myself are online at the same time. :p
But don't you think it's possible that you are not on at the same time the whole day?
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godisawesomeness99 wrote:
Woody wrote:That is unknown. Whenever Joy, Blitz, and myself are online at the same time. :p
But don't you think it's possible that you are not on at the same time the whole day?
It'll happen. \:D/
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Well I won’t be on all day, so it better happen soon. :noway:
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It had better happen soon, not it better happen soon :noway:
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We are starting!
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I have won the duel because Woody as Gandalf made some ents very angry. :lol: So I remain married to Joy. Hey wanna honeymoon Joy? \:D/
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Blitz won. He has consented to marry Joy. How 'bout you, Joy.(This was my plan, either way, Joy is free of Blitz if she wishes)
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