Troll Club

[Knight Fisher]

This is an exclusive club for Trolls only! Upers not invited. Fudgies only if they bring fudge.

Rules of Membership:

• Must have lived in Troll Land at one time.
• Must speak Trollish.
• Must be certified in toll taking. (Courses available.)
• Must have knowledge of The Great Bloody War of Toledo.

If you have visited Troll Land you are eligible for Special Membership. Now get out there and take some tolls.

[American Eagle]

Kudos to me for knowing who Trolls and Upers are, but I have no knowledge of The Great Bloody War of Toledo.

[Knight Fisher]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War It's what start the rivalry. Now you know.

[American Eagle]

Curious. It seems like only people from the UP even care about the rivalry. When you lived in MI, did you live in the LP or UP?

[Knight Fisher]

LP of course! I'm a Troll. I've never even been to the UP. And I hear the Pasties there are really good. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty

EDIT: Wait a second I did go to the UP once to cross the bridge.

[American Eagle]

I've never been to the UP, neither.

Is your avatar insinuating that I shouldn't be fed?

[Knight Fisher]

I've never been to the UP, neither.

Is your avatar insinuating that I shouldn't be fed?

No it is insinuating I guessed Z in Hangman.

[Joy]

I am a troll!

[Knight Fisher]

I am a troll!

I thought you lived in Canada?

[Joy]

Um........There is a secret Ontario trolland that you have not heard of. It is home of the Eh trolls. And the snow trolls. Native to Canada. Many live in Toronto.

[Knight Fisher]

Um........There is a secret Ontario trolland that you have not heard of. It is home of the Eh trolls. And the snow trolls. Native to Canada. Many live in Toronto.

IMPOSTER! You don't even know what a Troll iss.

[American Eagle]

I say we welcome the Eh Trolls.

[Knight Fisher]

Well I suppose. But you'll have to write a 250 word essay about Eh Trolls.

[Joy]

Eh trolls are a special division of the United Trolls. They live in underground tunnels under many cities,unaccesible to humans, and can shape shift so their identity is hidden from the human eye, but a real troll can spot one. Many live in Toronto. But they can be found in other places. They have special troll dye that can change the color of their fur. They have a dictator, called Uglius, but they have an underground group working agianst Uglius, head of the Trollzi's army. There has always been a dictatorship among the Eh Trolls. The first dictator over Eh Troll Land was Boilius. He founded the Eh Trolls. He had been exploring for Troll Land, when he found a group of uncivilized trolls living under Canada. He never went back to Troll Land, because he wanted to keep the land for himself. Troll Land found out eventually, and there was a war. Troll Land lost, and Eh Troll Land had its "independence", if you could call a dictatorship that.

[Knight Fisher]

Wait hold on. I didn't know Trolls had fur.

[Joy]

Eh Trolls do. It's Canada, remember? The natives had fur because of the cold weather.

[Knight Fisher]

Who are the United Trolls? So your saying Canadians have fur and Americans don't?

[Joy]

The United Trolls is every troll in the world! Yes. Canadians are better than Americans in every way. Including being warmer.

[Knight Fisher]

Do you even know what we are talking about?

[Joy]

Of course! But you aren't being very nice to the next dictator of Eh Troll Land.