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Family_App.doc wrote: How old are you?
How many siblings do you have?
How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting?
Which role are you requesting as part of my family?
What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>?
What previous experience do you have?
What assets do you bring to my family?
What is your greatest weakness?
Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it.
What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen?
Do you have any questions regarding this position?