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Monty
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This is where you join my family. If your application goes through, I'll give you $10.00.

Just fill out this application and post it here:
Family_App.doc wrote: How old are you?

How many siblings do you have?

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting?

Which role are you requesting as part of my family?

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>?

What previous experience do you have?

What assets do you bring to my family?

What is your greatest weakness?

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen?

Do you have any questions regarding this position?
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How old are you? 13

How many siblings do you have? 3

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? 1

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Conscience O:)

What will your responsibilities as Conscience? I will give you advice

What previous experience do you have? None

What assets do you bring to my family? Smilieness :D :D :D

What is your greatest weakness? Dark chocolate

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. When my 17 year old sister started banging a Gushers box against our car window on I-5. I started doing it too.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? Cars

Do you have any questions regarding this position? How often will you ask me for advice?
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Shakespeare, I'm afraid your application has been denied. The powers-that-be do not feel that you could fulfil your role as my conscience as someone who followed the crowd and did what your older sister did. Feel free to apply again after a trial period of 72 hours.
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Lee
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Post by Lee »

This is ridiculous... ;) Aren't I already in your family?

Even if I am, I'll still apply.



How old are you? 15 years, and approximately 9 months.

How many siblings do you have? 1 in Heaven, 3 here, and 1 on the way. :p

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting?

I have no idea... I really don't care for carrots.

Which role are you requesting as part of my family?

Amazing Intelligent Big Sister

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>?

Bossing around and helping with homework.

What previous experience do you have?

I have 3 younger siblings.

What assets do you bring to my family?

My charm, intelligence, brilliance, and wit.

What is your greatest weakness?

My love for kid's toys.

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it.

I believe you meant to say "overcame".

My memory does not serve me well enough to relate the particular incident at this time.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen?

I haven't seen many... but definitely "Tangled".

Do you have any questions regarding this position?

Yes. Will I receive any benefits from this position?
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I am happy to say that your application has been accepted, Lee! To answer your last question, I will constantly nag you and embarrass you in front of our friends. Your one-time salary will be sent out shortly. Who else?
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I'm 15
I have 6 siblings
I don't know... Maybe 2?
I'm requesting either awesome big sister, or awesome cousin
My responsibilities would vary depending on the position I receive :yes:
I have 6 younger siblings. Enough said.
My amazing, sparkly, and calming personality, and my unique ability to make work fun \:D/ I'm also a great peacemaker...
Peanutbutter chocolate.
Um, I don't really have a most embarrassing moment. And even if I did, you think I'd tell you??...
Tangled or Homeward Bound.
Don't think so.
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Thank you for the money! \:D/
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JP, your application is under review. Someone should get with you shortly to discuss salary and benefits.

Who's next?
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How old are you? I can't reveal that

How many siblings do you have? I can't reveal that (although, you should know. ;) )

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? It depends on how many there are, and how I'm feeling.

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Twin brother

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>? Being cool, and stuff.

What previous experience do you have? I've never been a twin...

What assets do you bring to my family? I'm smart, I'm funny. Well. At least I think I am.

What is your greatest weakness? I love chocolate.

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. I can't reveal that (aka, I can't think of any)

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? I've seen lots, and can't remember all of them, so I couldn't give a fair judgement.

Do you have any questions regarding this position? No sir.

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Post by Monty »

Best application ever! You are most definitely accepted!
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What about me? :(
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Post by Woody »

How old are you? 13

How many siblings do you have? 3

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? 1

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Your Pixar scholar

What will your responsibilities as your Pixar scholar ? I will answer your questions about Pixar

What previous experience do you have? I have watched every Pixar movie ever made

What assets do you bring to my family? Great knowledge of Pixar and my amazing ever-smiling face

What is your greatest weakness? Dark Chocolate

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. Didn't I already tell you this??

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? Cars

Do you have any questions regarding this position? No Mr. Monty, SIR!
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Woody and JP, your applications have been accepted, and your one time salary should be sent out tomorrow.
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So what am I? Awesome cousin or Awesome sister? \:D/
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Post by ~JCGJ~ »

How old are you? 16.

How many siblings do you have? 7.

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? As many as my stomach will let me. I LOVE CARROTS.

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Evil Fraternal Twin. Image (Mostly because I probably look nothing like you :D)

What will your responsibilities as <Evil Fraternal Twin>? I'll just be evil. Image

What previous experience do you have? PLENT- I mean... Enough... Image

What assets do you bring to my family? I can play harmonica. :D

What is your greatest weakness? Caffine... It makes me hyper, which isn't entirely all that bad...Image

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. My shorts fell off at the swimming pool when I was 13. :shock: :oops: But I just laughed, put them back on, and kept swimming. :D :lol:

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? Hm... "Hoodwinked" I think. The bunny wa brilliant! And Granny! And the hyperactive squirrel. :lol: :D I can relate to almost every character in that movie. 8-)

Do you have any questions regarding this position? Will you take your role as Good Fraternal Twin seriously? :p :p :) :D
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JP, I think I'll go with cousin.

JCGJ, your application has been accepted, and your one-time salary will be sent out tomorrow.
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Post by Knight Fisher »

How old are you? 14

How many siblings do you have? Not telling. :noway:

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? None.

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Up to you. \:D/

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>? Up to you. \:D/

What previous experience do you have? Depends on what you decide.

What assets do you bring to my family? Chess skills, a brain, slightly below average legs.

What is your greatest weakness? Not sure.

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. Well one of them would be that thing in the Mod HQ last December. #-o

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? Not sure.

Do you have any questions regarding this position? Nope.
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How old are you?10

How many siblings do you have?5, not including me.

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting?Umm, 18.

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Your cute, innocent little neighbor girl

What will your responsibilities as <Innocent Neighbor Girl>? I sometimes annoy you, I bring you joy, I ask you to play with me.

What previous experience do you have? Well, I've got the annoying part down. I'm cute, I'm innocent.

What assets do you bring to my family? I help you see the bright side of things, and become a kid again, in spirit.

What is your greatest weakness? I can get a little bit annoying, and I can get mad and rant, but that happens quite rarely.

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. Hmm, I've had quite a few embarrassing moments over the years. There is getting injured on the hurdles 2 or 3 years in a row, without fail. I know there are other instances, but they escape my mind for the moment.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? Despicable Me, definitely.

Do you have any questions regarding this position? No.
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Post by Stop Wooton' Around »

How old are you? Old enough.

How many siblings do you have? Too many

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? Are those the orange sticks that look like some foreign bacteria?

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Your Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather's mother's cousins' Uncle.

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>? Nothing I'm old and dead.

What previous experience do you have? None, well unless you count that time in Kansas and the 3 dogs.

What assets do you bring to my family? My dentures

What is your greatest weakness? Not knowing my weakness

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. Submitting this reply. (don't know haven't overcame it yet)

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? What's a movie?

Do you have any questions regarding this position?
I could be serious if you want!
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Post by Jehoshaphat »

How old are you? 13

How many siblings do you have? 10

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? A lot.

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Awesomest brother

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>? Being awesome and amazing

What previous experience do you have? I have 10 siblings.

What assets do you bring to my family? Fun times and memories.

What is your greatest weakness? Pizza

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it.'
Not answering this question for obvious reasons.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen?
I don't there are so many.

Do you have any questions regarding this position?
No.
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