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[Joy]

I pay $10.00 to anyone and everyone who I choose to be in my family. And, the first 2 people to sign up get an extra, undisclosed amount. My favorite member of my online family will also receive an extra, undisclosed amount. I will probably accept every single sign-up for my family. Sign-up sheet borrowed from Monty. Hope you don't mind.

How old are you?

How many siblings do you have?

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting?

Which role are you requesting as part of my family?

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>?

What previous experience do you have?

What assets do you bring to my family?

What is your greatest weakness?

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen?

Do you have any questions regarding this position?

So come on, earn something for not doing much at all!

[Woody]

How old are you? 13

How many siblings do you have? 3

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? 1

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Your Bodyguard

What will your responsibilities as Bodyguard? I will protect you

What previous experience do you have? I am Taps' bodyguard

What assets do you bring to my family? Lots of smiles!

What is your greatest weakness? Dark Chocolate

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. When my 17 year old sister started banging a Gushers box against our car window on I-5. I started doing it too.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? Cars

Do you have any questions regarding this position? No, Boss

[Joy]

You are accepted into my family.

[Woody]

Thank you Boss!

[Stop Wooton' Around]

How old are you? Old enough.

How many siblings do you have? Too many

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? Are those the orange sticks that look like some foreign bacteria?

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Your Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather's mother's cousins' Uncle.

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>? Nothing I'm old and dead.

What previous experience do you have? None, well unless you count that time in Kansas and the 3 dogs.

What assets do you bring to my family? My dentures

What is your greatest weakness? Not knowing my weakness

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. Submitting this reply. (don't know haven't overcame it yet)

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? What's a movie?

Do you have any questions regarding this position?

I could be serious if you want!

[Joy]

You guys are now in my signature. I'll donate your money as soon as possible!

[Jehoshaphat]

How old are you? 13

How many siblings do you have? 10

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? A lot.

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? Awesomest brother

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>? Being awesome and amazing

What previous experience do you have? I have 10 siblings.

What assets do you bring to my family? Fun times and memories.

What is your greatest weakness? Pizza

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it.'
Not answering this question for obvious reasons.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen?
I don't there are so many.

Do you have any questions regarding this position?
No.

[Joy]

You have been accepted! Congrats! Your payment is coming soon!

-- Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:20 pm --

You have been accepted! Congrats! Your payment is coming soon!

[Buzz]

Ahem. I know I'm already a part of your family but I just want to do this for fun!

How old are you? 13

How many siblings do you have? 7

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? Depends on if they have lot's of sugar on top of them! Not really. As many as I have to.

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? How about your Mom!?!??!! THEN I CAN BOSS YOU AROUND!!!!!

What will your responsibilities as <insert role listed in previous question>? I can boss you around.

What previous experience do you have? Plenty of bossing around.

What assets do you bring to my family? Right grammaer 'n' spellin.

What is your greatest weakness? YOU

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. Probably--- uh... never mind.

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? Tangled

Do you have any questions regarding this position? Nyeso.

[Blitz]

How old are you? 12

How many siblings do you have? 1 but he is too much

How many carrots do you typically eat in one sitting? one if I want to

Which role are you requesting as part of my family? brother

What will your responsibilities as brother? To occasionly disturb and to protect you if need be

What previous experience do you have? Had an stubborn little cousin and a bossy older brother

What assets do you bring to my family? A professional fun maker and history expert

What is your greatest weakness? Meat

Describe your most embarrassing moment and how you overcome it. Teasing from my brother and I still can't over come it

What is the most entertaining movie you have ever seen? Aaaa.... Prince Caspian or The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Do you have any questions regarding this position? Nope