101 Reasons Why Marvin and My Pet Turnip Should Get Married!

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101 Reasons Why Marvin and My Pet Turnip Should Get Married!

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I'm making this thread for two reasons:
1. I have nothing else to do with my time. (Except, you know, homework and stuff.)

2. WHEEEEEEEEE.

3. (Lies and cake.) Heheheheh...


Here's a few reasons to start off with:
1. They are both edible. \:D/
2. It will make Marvin miserable but make the rest of us happy. :-
3. Turnips bring out Marvin's evil side. :badgrin:
4. They both like drowning kittens and lighting preschoolers on fire. =D>
5. Marvin's already married to Aeva, so by marrying my turnip he helps preserve the age-old Random tradition of polygamy. :inlove:
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because they are so perfect together. :inlove:

(Finally I can get him back for torturing me and AE. )
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O.o


^ That's about it. :P
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LOL'd so hard that I'm almost choked :lol:

8. The pet turnip is madly in love with Marv :inlove: ... who knows what it would do if it doesn't get its way :p
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9. Because it's like 36 times better looking than Joshy. :inlove:
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10.Because turnips are disgusting, and Marvin disgusted me by asking to marry my sister, Rae.
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Because Marvin would never be able to get along with a woman. :x
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The turnip is pretty.
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he/him | a little stinker.
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Steve wrote:The turnip is pretty.
Yes, and as the saying goes, opposites attract.
he/him | attorney | spartan | christian | bleeding heart type

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Post by Musical Shutterbug »

Ouch.



That was a good insult \:D/
*insert provocative quote here*
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Indeed; nice one, AE \:D/
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12. This would be Monty's chance to marry someone dumber than he is! \:D/ (for the record I'm sure Monty doesn't really have an IQ that's vastly lower than anyone elses, it was just the best reason I cam up with.)
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Post by ric »

Because the word "turnips" sounds like "burnt lips" which is what happens when you kiss The Human Torch who is AWESOMETASTICAL.

Because RACECARS!!!!





Pirate Oriana wrote:12. This would be Monty's chance to marry someone dumber than he is! \:D/ (for the record I'm sure Monty doesn't really have an IQ that's vastly lower than anyone elses, it was just the best reason I cam up with.)
That is a very good reason! But perhaps Marvin would be unhappy if Monty randomly walked in a stole his beloved turnip?
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Pirate Oriana wrote:12. This would be Monty's chance to marry someone dumber than he is! \:D/ (for the record I'm sure Monty doesn't really have an IQ that's vastly lower than anyone elses, it was just the best reason I cam up with.)
Methinks someone is still miffed because of the Birthday Bash name changes...:(
It's been awhile, hasn't it?
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