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OXYMORONS!!!

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Lets make a list of oxymorons \:D/
Dictionary wrote: Oxymoron: a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness” or “to make haste slowly."
1. Rich hobo \:D/
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2. Tall Midget :P
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3. Brand new 1967 Ford(Suspicious Minds)
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4. Jumbo Shrimp
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5. Super Sheep. +3 if anybody gets that
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6. Quick Doctor.

7. Simple Mechanics (sp).

8. Microsoft Works.
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Okay. The Microsoft joke is one of the best things I've read on the Internet today.

9. Cold Burn
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10. Living Dead X_X :eek!:
11. A Genuine Hypocrite \:D/
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12. Sane kleptomaniac.
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13. Stupid Genius
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14. Hipster Who Drinks Beverages Other Than Tea.................................................................................................................... \:D/
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Whitty Whit wrote:5. Super Sheep. +3 if anybody gets that
Would you happen to be referring to the comedian Ken Davis?

15. Government Organization

16. Icy Hot

17. Exact Estimate

18. Political Science

19. Military Intelligence

20. Airline food
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Stop Wooton' Around wrote:20. Airline food
Loved that one \:D/

21. Sweet and Sour :drool:
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22. Cast-fish
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Slept like a baby
Quiet as a mouse
Happy as a clam
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26. Free government
27. Deafening silence
28. LIve rerun
29. Ninety-year-old YouTuber
30. Long lasting Adventures in Odyssey fan blog
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Isaiah the Ox :evillaugh:
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Stop Wooton' Around wrote: Fri May 25, 2012 10:35 pm
Whitty Whit wrote:5. Super Sheep. +3 if anybody gets that
Would you happen to be referring to the comedian Ken Davis?

15. Government Organization

16. Icy Hot

17. Exact Estimate

18. Political Science

19. Military Intelligence

20. Airline food
I most certainly was referring to Ken Davis.

32 (because snubs can't count! :x ). Seriously fun
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33 An upstairs basement (unless you're trying to hide your private snack supply)
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Patterson wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 11:33 am 33 An upstairs basement (unless you're trying to hide your private snack supply)
I'm not sure I'm familiar with that one. Can you use it in context? I'm very curious now!
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