Be Prepared

[Mark Prescott]

Okay, I'm sorry I can't really explain, but it would just be censored out anyway by the GPC so I'm going to be brief. A couple months ago, this big conglomeration named Nimo Inc. Bought up a huge plot of land here in Bermuda (Don't bother googling them, they "don't exist"). Everyone thought this would be great for the economy, since all the international businesses are moving away because of the Prime Minister's law about international businesses. Anyway, all of the unemployment went away, there was no more gang violence, because all of the teens were working for Nimo Inc. They are a father company of a much less criminal enterprise, NIMO incorporated, a Japanese education firm. Here in Bermuda, they are a "pharmaceutical company". The funny thing is, they didn't manufacture any pharma products. So, about five months after they built their facilities (BTW, they got those up in like a month; they payed off every company in Bermuda to get it up quickly) they released their first product. Xiathorotain. ( ZI-uh-thor-o-ten) It was for (Now get this) Learning more. It was supposed to stimulate brain activity to help you remember things. The FDA gave it a clean bill. Ten people died within the first month for no cause. A healthy 13-year old died walking home from school. A 21-year-old died on an airplane. eight more died, and the doctors could not identify a cause in any of them. The government is refusing to investigate Nimo Inc., and everyone here is getting really worried. I will try to give you more info as I recieve it. Guys, take this seriouslyno don't. This is serious stuff no not really. I think we're going to have more trouble with Nimo, and I really hope that this doesn't shape up to be anything big. I was so distraught, I clicked on any forum, I have no idea where I posted this. Please Just take this seriously.

[jelly]

[Shennifer]

^that's exactly what I thought of, Jelly

[EK]

LOL at the Nazi march hyenas.