Satiness

[Samantha14]

I think you both need more satiness in your lives.

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[jelly]

Cue infomercial:

"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"

Voiceover, fade to logo:

"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"

[~JCGJ~]

I would buy it.

[jelly]

"Here's the best part: it's absolutely free! Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!"

Love. Unconditionally.

[Samantha14]

Cue infomercial:

"I used to be negative all the time.. and then I discovered satiness. Satiness has literally changed my entire outlook on life. I used to be scared to go out in public, or make new friends because I was worried that my instinctive tendency to call them 'pompous idiots' would scare them off. Now, I can go out in public with gleam in my eye and a smile on my face! People around me have noticed that I am less condescending, and more personable. I have friends now. REAL FRIENDS. Thanks, satiness!!"

Voiceover, fade to logo:

"Ask how YOU can get more satiness in your life. Call us today at 318-993-1899. And if you order within the next ten minutes, we'll throw in a FREE antidote to antagonistic over-exaggerations! You'll be IMMUNE to name calling once and for all!"

THAT. Was one of the best things I've read in a long time. xD

Can I get you to write the commercials for my upcoming website?

[~JCGJ~]

"Here's the best part: it's absolutely free! Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!"

Love. Unconditionally.

Boom!
You sold me.

[bookworm]

Here at satiness, we don't believe in making a profit from common sense and positive thinking. It's yours for the taking!

That's a poor business model.

[Samantha14]

Aaaaaaand Bookworm's never ending logic comes into play.

Anyways, we should probably get back on topic now.

[jelly]

I hate it when life is a poor business model.

[bookworm]

Me too.

[~JCGJ~]

Aaaaaaand Bookworm's never ending logic comes into play.

Anyways, we should probably get back on topic now.

Um, I think satiness is the topic now.

[jelly]

Absolutely. I mean, we could talk about being gay and stuff, but that conversation seems too ripe with negativity right now. I'd rather talk about satiness any day!

[Samantha14]

Yeaaahhhh, pretty much agree with you.

[~JCGJ~]

We should change the name of the topic.

[jelly]

VERY awesome. We're taking the Second Church of Odyssey in the right direction!

[Samantha14]

VERY awesome. We're taking the Second Church of Odyssey in the right direction!

As long as it's not one direction, I'm happy.

[jelly]

But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!

[Samantha14]

But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!

Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.

[~JCGJ~]

But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!

Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.

Um... I think you meant up...

[Samantha14]

But that's what makes it beau-ti-ful!

Jelly, your cool factor just went down twenty points.

Um... I think you meant up...

Uhm, no. I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

Though I was totally kidding. =P