TOP NEEDS OUR MONEY

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TOP NEEDS OUR MONEY

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Hi ToO,

It has come to my attention that one of our dear friends, The Top Crusader, does not have enough money to stay on the Town of Odyssey. After all, he only has $9,999,999,994,415,402.00. This is unacceptable that he not have more. We need to stand by him and give him all our money. Maybe we can bump his total up to ten quadrillion dollars.

I know that I haven't been on this forum long and am probably mistaken in drawing attention to this issue, but I believe it is an important one. We need to look out for those less fortunate than us. I believe in that so much that I contributed a whole $0.80 to Top's cause. He needs all the help we can give him.

So instead of buying cheese doodles with that money Mr. Al gave you, donate it to Top. We're his only hope.

You can donate to Top here: http://thetoo.com/points.php?mode=transfer&i=36

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Top, if you're reading this, give me $4.9 quadrillion please.
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Thank you for your kindness, also be sure to visit my GoFundMe, IndieGoGo, and Kickstarter! \:D/
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While I definitely support the sentiment of donating to Top, doing it at this particular time, while he still has all that fake money that he will eventually have to return, is ill advised. It's going to cause bookkeeping issues sorting out what money has to be removed and what money is legitimate.
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bookworm wrote:While I definitely support the sentiment of donating to Top, doing it at this particular time, while he still has all that fake money that he will eventually have to return, is ill advised. It's going to cause bookkeeping issues sorting out what money has to be removed and what money is legitimate.
Tut, tut, Top. Don't go Green Ring on us.
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