Frank's Dating Service

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Frank's Dating Service

Postby Frank » Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:46 am

\:D/

In honor of our honorable S-paw's absence, I've decided to bring back Frank's wondrous and legendary Dating Service! With my superior intellect and keen insight into the obvious, I promise any of you a match made in heaven (and I'm not talking about the wooden kind that you strike on the side of a box). ;)

Here's how it works:

Please PM me the answers to the following questions (for best results, please elaborate on your answers):

1. Who is your favorite AIO couple, and why?

2. Which Jack in the standard deck of cards do you like the best, and why? (Choose: Hearts, Spades, Diamonds, or Clubs)

3. If you were a cat, and could chase a bird, a mouse, or a dog, what color would you paint the train on a scale of 1-5? (Best results for this question involves not giving an answer that is "1," "2," "3," "4," or "5." Go and listen to "What Are You Gonna Do With Your Life" for inspiration. ;))

Testimonials from previously matched couples are greatly appreciated. :yes:

Disclaimer: The information on this site is for informational purposes only. Frank and her affiliates and content licensors assume no liability for any inaccurate, delayed or incomplete information, nor for any actions taken in reliance thereon. Frank cannot provide individual advice or counseling, whether medical, legal, or otherwise. If you are seeking specific advice or counseling, you should contact a licensed practitioner or professional, a social services agency representative, or an organization in your local community. Offer not valid in Canada, the US, or the greater Yucatan peninsula. Catspaw and the administrative staff of the Town of Odyssey is not involved in or has any influencing power over Frank's decisions and/or speculations. Matches and/or matchsticks are not actually made in heaven. This disclaimer is meant for humorous purposes mainly. Send no money now. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from country to country. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age, adults, senior citizens, animals, insects, plants, or dead people. Limit 1 per customer. Any resemblance to actual persons or events, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Keep away from fire, open flame or spark. Void where prohibited. All rights reserved. Parental discretion advised. No other warranty expressed or implied. Unauthorized copying of this disclaimer strictly prohibited. For recreational use only. Shipping and handling extra. No animals were harmed in the production of this disclaimer. Do not disturb. If condition persists, consult your physician. Times approximate. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. This product is only warranted to the original retail purchaser or gift recipient. For office use only. Penalty for private use. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Beware of dog. Frank's Dating Service is a registered trademark of Frank, the just, the glorious, the searingly gorgeous, the witty, the kind, the generous, and the soporific. God bless us, everyone.
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Postby Me » Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:55 am

Gotta get in on this before it gets outlawed again! \:D/
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Postby KODY 105 » Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:11 am

Me wrote:Gotta get in on this before it gets outlawed again! \:D/


Outlawed? Would you please explain, Me?
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Postby Laura Ingalls » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:07 am

Shadowpaw didn't like it before. :( It had to stop. :(
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Postby BrokenButBeautiful » Sat Nov 15, 2008 9:33 am

I think if I do this, it may be cheating...Since I'm getting married in HH next Thursday...:(

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Oh, I meann... :D

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Postby J-man » Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:25 am

rofl Me! :lol: (bring on the Me jokes!)
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Postby Frank » Sat Nov 15, 2008 12:43 pm

I've gotten only 8 entries so far! (Thanks so much!) I need more than 10 to start matching people! :yes:

And for clarification: Yes, this dating service is open to anyone (oldies and newbies, alike), and please, please, please, for best results, please explain your answers! I want to know why you picked "Jason and Tasha"...I want to know why you like the Jack of Spades! Believe me, it will be well worth your extra effort. \:D/
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Postby Lord Sesshoumaru » Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:01 pm

you know I dont remember this from last time. might of been before my time or during one of my absenses.

anyhow I'm sending away
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Postby The Top Crusader » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:01 pm

LOL I was matched with Sonuna but she refused to marry me back in the day. :noway:
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Postby Lord Sesshoumaru » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:02 pm

The Top Crusader wrote:LOL I was matched with Sonuna but she refused to marry me back in the day. :noway:
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Postby Iron and Light » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:03 pm

*laughs*

This is hilarious.
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Postby jelly » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:32 pm

BrokenButBeautiful wrote:I think if I do this, it may be cheating...Since I'm getting married in HH next Thursday...:(

:anxious:

Oh, I meann... :D

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Really?? To whom? \:D/
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Postby BrokenButBeautiful » Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:22 pm

Jellyfish11 wrote:
BrokenButBeautiful wrote:I think if I do this, it may be cheating...Since I'm getting married in HH next Thursday...:(

:anxious:

Oh, I meann... :D

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Really?? To whom? \:D/


You better know who, Jelly!

Yes, I'm marrying Jelly...

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Postby COWBOY OF TEXAS » Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:25 pm

Can you hook me with any of the new(er) females running around the ToO these days? \:D/



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Postby LizzieG » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:50 am

*waits excitedly for the results* :inlove:
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Postby Frank » Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:36 pm

Hurry up and send yours in! I'm going to stop accepting applications after 5pm PST. Look for the results sometime tonight around 10pm PST!

*industriously sorts through applications while softly singing "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch..."* :-
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Postby Over the Rainbow » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:06 pm

Frank wrote:Hurry up and send yours in! I'm going to stop accepting applications after 5pm PST. Look for the results sometime tonight around 10pm PST!

*industriously sorts through applications while softly singing "Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch..."* :-


One of my favriote songs. \:D/

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Postby InHisArms » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:09 pm

I just know I'm going to be matched with someone totally off the wall. :mecry:
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Postby Hannahjiejie » Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:43 pm

Hm. I'd almost sign up just to see the results, but I don't feel like it would be the most prudent thing I could do...

Well, I will look forward to seeing the results, and I am open and available (in the loosest sense of the word) to plan more weddings.

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Postby Frank » Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:05 pm

As it is past 5pm PST, I am no longer accepting any new applications.

My friends, you have just sealed your doom. :badgrin:

Also, after being inspired by Laura Ingalls' contest, I have decided that my favorite couples might get a small cash bonus as a reward for bringing me so much amusement. :D
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