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Hawkeye is MIA

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Hawkeye Kidnapped

As many of you, the citizens of The Town of Odyssey, know; Our long-time resident Hawkeye has been kidnapped.

It would appear, that his abductor is also a missing person from the Odyssey community. Sometimes she goes by Missy (which is siad to be her "real" name), other times she goes by a few aliases online.

Most of you already know that Hawkeye and "Missy" (if that's her real name) have corresponded back and forth for a couple of years. This past December, Hawkeye made a trip up to meet Missy. By the end of the visit, they were engaged.

Hawkeye hasn't made nearly as many appearnces in the communty since this time. And we're talking about a guy who was in competition with Jared for the most posts made in Odyssey community message boards. Now, all of a sudden, Hawkeye appears to have just vanished off the face of the earth.

It stands to reason that recent events (his recent engagement to this time consuming woman) have caused the disappearnce of Hawkeye. We have a search and rescue team attempting to recover Hawkeye and bring him back to saftey

Be warned though. We believe this Missy is employed by none other than Mr. Charles. Who knows who he will have her kidnap in the future. She should be considered armed and dangerous.

Here is the most recent photo we have of Hawkeye

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A reward of 10,000$ is being offered for any information that results in the safe return of our dearly beloved friend.

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I just talked to him last night! :shock:

Alas, I get this information too late to do anything about it. :(
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And who is offering this reward?
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I say Good for Hawkeye. :)
I'm happy to hear of your engagement.
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He's returning! *J-man claims the prize* ok maybe not.. :anxious:
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For those of you not aware............I am usually fairly sure of where Hawkeye is..........this thread WAS a joke.........no hard feelings to Hawkeye or his betroved.

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Sorry for bringing up such an old topic.. :p

"Missy" is not her real name, and she is my penpal. :p
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"Missy" is her nickname as well as a couple other nicknames

Both her and hawkeye are friends of mine.......so this was in good-humored fun........and they both knew about it.

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Melissa is her full first name and Justin is hawkeyes full first name so lets getsearching
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I don't think he was kiddnapped but aducted!So ignorant some are. :noway:
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Don't you guys read "The Avengers"? :noway:

He got sucked into a turbine thing from a big air ship during a Kree invasion, in one of the final issues of the Avengers before they disbanded.

RIP, Hawkeye. :( :pray:
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Eugene Kendall wrote:Melissa is her full first name and Justin is hawkeyes full first name so lets getsearching
And I've heard rumors that Justin's last name is Timberlake.

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EUUUWW
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Eugene Kendall wrote:EUUUWW
What?

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Justin timberlake is weird looking
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Eugene Kendall wrote:Justin timberlake is weird looking
That's just a rumor I heard about his last name.


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Strange... :-k I heard a rumor that Melissa's last name was Etheridge.
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Melissa's last name is NOT Etheridge...

Besides, are we even supposed to discuss stuff like this? WHat if they don't wnat their names told? :boohoo:
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The One Hobbit wrote:Melissa's last name is NOT Etheridge...

Besides, are we even supposed to discuss stuff like this? WHat if they don't wnat their names told? :boohoo:
It was a JOKE. :anxious: I'm sure Justin's last name isn't Timberlake either. =;
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Chandler wrote:
The One Hobbit wrote:Melissa's last name is NOT Etheridge...

Besides, are we even supposed to discuss stuff like this? WHat if they don't wnat their names told? :boohoo:
It was a JOKE. :anxious: I'm sure Justin's last name isn't Timberlake either. =;
OK, for the record, NO.....Justin real last name is not Timberlake.......but there are people who call him that (as a joke). I'm not one of them, but I know them.

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