Mathmatical proof that girls are evil.

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Mathmatical proof that girls are evil.

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This... does not bode well. :(
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Correct me of if I'm wrong, but that supposed "proof" is horribly wrong.

The love of money is the root of all evil, if I'm correct. Not money itself.
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Don't hamper me with your logic!!! :x
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Wow.. toppers.. THAT is HILARIOUS!
Sounds like something Joseph would say ;)
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Brian wrote:Don't hamper me with your logic!!! :x
Oh, sorry.

*Hides* :(
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You already hide here, CA! ;)

Well, Brian, this is indeed a serious matter that you have brought to our atention. Due to the large number of girls on the board, I suggest that you leave here immediately. To help you make the right decision, I'll just go ahead and ban you. Please unplug your phone if you ever feel the urge to talk to a girl, especially for hours on end. You owe it to your Christian walk to take immediate action and avoid evil, i.e., girls. Please also try to avoid the appearance of evil, and don't even look at girls or go where they may have been.

*wanders off to ban Brian out of her evil nature*
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Post by Taq »

I have never seen that before. Even with its flawed logic, it is worth a laugh, albeit a very small one. ;)

Nice try...
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Hehe.. \:D/
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I've seen it a couple of times, and find it kinda amusing.

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Jonathan wrote:I've seen it a couple of times, and find it kinda amusing.
You found it "kinda" amusing? Jonathan, I must say, I'm quite disappointed, I expected better of you. ;)
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Brian wrote:Image


This... does not bode well. :(
I can't see it. :mecry:
Usually everything loads well on this computer.

*Hopes by posting this the link will appear*



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COWBOY OF TEXAS wrote:
Brian wrote:Image


This... does not bode well. :(
I can't see it. :mecry:
Usually everything loads well on this computer.

*Hopes by posting this the link will appear*



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I had that problem too, but now it works! Hooray! \:D/

And, Top...I fear that you are horribly wrong in your calculations. :-k Girls are not evil.
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Frank wrote:
COWBOY OF TEXAS wrote:
Brian wrote:Image


This... does not bode well. :(
I can't see it. :mecry:
Usually everything loads well on this computer.

*Hopes by posting this the link will appear*



Yours Still Crying,
-Cowboy of Texas
I had that problem too, but now it works! Hooray! \:D/

And, Top...I fear that you are horribly wrong in your calculations. :-k Girls are not evil.

It works! \:D/


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Well, it's no secret that I'm evil. :badgrin: At least now I know why, though!
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Post by Lord Sesshoumaru »

I've seen a flash animation of this once before, bit of warning though sometimes the ad's on the site are not well lets say "the best" ad's they could have.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/37427

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It seems, Top is forfeiting his millions of fans/supporters.
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Samwise wrote:It seems, Top is forfeiting his millions of fans/supporters.
I think his fan [squared] base is intact. [Fan squared means two fans right?]

But, that is an example of fuzzy math and mis-interpreting the Bible.
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Jennifer Doyle wrote:
Samwise wrote:It seems, Top is forfeiting his millions of fans/supporters.
I think his fan [squared] base is intact. [Fan squared means two fans right?]
I have quite a few more than that. :noway:

Regardless, there is only one fan that matters. :inlove:
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Jennifer Doyle wrote:I think his fan [squared] base is intact. [Fan squared means two fans right?]
Well, actually, fan squared is only one :).

1^2 = 1 x 1
1 x 1 = 1

O:) It still is an accurate assumption though ;).
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ROFLOL...
Shadowpaw :P
is not :P

GUYS are the one who take up all our time.. :P
THEY ALSO distract us from doing what we're supposed to..
and get us in troubble for not getting offline in time :P :-
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