Mathmatical proof that girls are evil.

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Wikipedia is of the Devil! :x USE UNCYCLOPEDIA!
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Whatever, Marv. ;)
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Gaius wrote::(
The Top Crusader wrote:\:D/
This is considered spamming. And is in direct violation of the rules. Marvin D. ban yourself and Top for a day. :x
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I am not a believer of self-punishment, and YOU ARE COMMITTING BLASPHEMY BY DARING TO EVEN THINK OF BANNING TOP :x
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Knight Fisher wrote:
Gaius wrote::(
The Top Crusader wrote:\:D/
This is considered spamming. And is in direct violation of the rules. Marvin D. ban yourself and Top for a day. :x
Don't even think about entering the RHQ then. :lol:
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Whitty Whit wrote:Don't even think about entering the RHQ then. :lol:
Well you don’t get money or post count in there.
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bookworm wrote:
Whitty Whit wrote:Don't even think about entering the RHQ then. :lol:
Well you don’t get money or post count in there.
There used to be post counts, and who knows? :-
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Gaius wrote:I am not a believer of self-punishment, and YOU ARE COMMITTING BLASPHEMY BY DARING TO EVEN THINK OF BANNING TOP :x
AGREED! Top is just so...so Top-ish and amazing! Knight Fisher, perhaps you should be banned! :x

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TigerintheShadows wrote:
Gaius wrote:I am not a believer of self-punishment, and YOU ARE COMMITTING BLASPHEMY BY DARING TO EVEN THINK OF BANNING TOP :x
AGREED! Top is just so...so Top-ish and amazing! Knight Fisher, perhaps you should be banned! :x

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*bans everybody but those with such wise wisdom as Tiger* \:D/
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I thought there was a board feature that automatically banned anyone that suggested banning Top.
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bookworm wrote:I thought there was a board feature that automatically banned anyone that suggested banning Top.
Catspaw was too busy :x
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Fine! Ban Marvin for a day. And lightly explain to Top that it was against the rules.
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Knight Fisher wrote:Fine! Ban Marvin for a day. And lightly explain to Top that it was against the rules.
So you are suggesting that something Top did can be considered "against the rules?"

Ban KF!
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Monty wrote:
Knight Fisher wrote:Fine! Ban Marvin for a day. And lightly explain to Top that it was against the rules.
So you are suggesting that something Top did can be considered "against the rules?"

Ban KF!
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Termite wrote:
bookworm wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:Anyway the point isn't girls spend money, its that for a guy they EQUAL time X money.
Exactly, this is about the guy spending money, not the girl. The girl could spend absolutely no money herself, it doesn’t change the formula.
My teacher and his fiancee go back on forth on who buys dinner. :-

And hey, don't forget how GULLIBLE Adam was... A pretty face and some sweet talk and BAM he disobeys God. \:D/
Actually, if you want to get technical, Adam was not gullible, Eve was. The Bible said that Eve was deceived, but Adam knowingly sinned. Therefore, Adam is the evil one. :noway:

And boys are evil. :neener:
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JesusFreak777 wrote:
Termite wrote:
bookworm wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:Anyway the point isn't girls spend money, its that for a guy they EQUAL time X money.
Exactly, this is about the guy spending money, not the girl. The girl could spend absolutely no money herself, it doesn’t change the formula.
My teacher and his fiancee go back on forth on who buys dinner. :-

And hey, don't forget how GULLIBLE Adam was... A pretty face and some sweet talk and BAM he disobeys God. \:D/
Actually, if you want to get technical, Adam was not gullible, Eve was. The Bible said that Eve was deceived, but Adam knowingly sinned. Therefore, Adam is the evil one. :noway:

And boys are evil. :neener:
Well both of them were there. So its joint.
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JesusFreak777 wrote:
Termite wrote:
bookworm wrote:
The Top Crusader wrote:Anyway the point isn't girls spend money, its that for a guy they EQUAL time X money.
Exactly, this is about the guy spending money, not the girl. The girl could spend absolutely no money herself, it doesn’t change the formula.
My teacher and his fiancee go back on forth on who buys dinner. :-

And hey, don't forget how GULLIBLE Adam was... A pretty face and some sweet talk and BAM he disobeys God. \:D/
Actually, if you want to get technical, Adam was not gullible, Eve was. The Bible said that Eve was deceived, but Adam knowingly sinned. Therefore, Adam is the evil one. :noway:

And boys are evil. :neener:
No, no, no, just stop. If it weren't for Eve, Adam would still be in glorious paradise, enjoying the presence of God.

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