The Truth Behind the Legend

...I am not THE Top Crusader, afterall.

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...I am merely... a Top Crusader.

To quote the opening of Bionic Commando... "I'll talk about a person I met when I was young. :)

You see, the name Top Crusader is a title devised long ago, in roughly 1990. It was second grade, my friend and I were playing "army" out at recess. We needed a name for this highly skilled team of commandos... and thus, the Top Crusaders were born.

In the coming years, we would cease our playground games, and we began drawing out our adventures in comic book style... filling in some storyline gaps. It was eventually decided that the Top Crusaders got their name due to their heroic efforts in the military fighting the "Hand of Allah", an Islamic extremist group. We went on to aid the US military in many lovely adventures over the years, but sadly my scanner is not working, so I can not offer any illustrated evidence from those days. :)

Anyway, my point, is that the Top Crusader is not an individual, but the Top Crusaders are a team, a code of ethics, a way of life.

And that's it, just wanted to get that off my chest. Oh, wait... maybe I'm forgetting something.

PRESENTING... my fellow Top Crusader, here to join me in the REVOLUTION!!!! ...TC JKDguy!!!!
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:dumb: Wow! I am speechless! I never woulda guessed, not in a million gazillion years! :-$ your secret's safe with me! :hug:
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Quiet you! Let him post first! [-(
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:-s ... Still waiting to meat him! 8)
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This man speaks the truth! The Top Crusader is not just a man, but an ideal! A code of ethics much like Bushido or the code held by the Chivalric Knights of old! A revolution is beginning here, so I advise all of you to listen to what this man has to say....OR ELSE! ](*,)

Also, as an avid martial artist, and wrestling fan (not as much as TOP though...) I would encourage all of you good citizens to join the TCW progam! That has alot of potential to being pretty sweet!

So, until next time.....IMPERIOUS REX!!!

~TC JKDguy!
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Wow! That's really something, Top!
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so are you like his brother?
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I bet they're the same person! You're not allowed to have two names Top! [-X

BTW, what's the "TCW program"? 8-[
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For the exciting and action packed TCW program: http://www.thetoo.com/viewtopic.php?t=447
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Have you not anything to say against our ludicrous, proposterous, quite frankly, insane accusations!? :-s
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Yeah we are definitely two different people (if that was the accusation you were referring too...) 'Nuff Said!
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Jman 009 wrote:I bet they're the same person! You're not allowed to have two names Top! [-X

BTW, what's the "TCW program"? 8-[
Unless Top has two computers in his room (with two internet connections?!?!) he's not the same person as TCKD523, ah, whatever. You all know who I'm talking about :D
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David Harley wrote: Unless Top has two computers in his room (with two internet connections?!?!) he's not the same person as TCKD523, ah, whatever. You all know who I'm talking about :D
Now, that would be cool. That would really, really be an internet-crazy person! :D
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Well, I've usually got at least four computers in my room. Only one connection though, although if we end up getting DSL, I would be able to have two. Don't know why anyone would want to though.
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David Harley wrote:
Jman 009 wrote:I bet they're the same person! You're not allowed to have two names Top! [-X

BTW, what's the "TCW program"? 8-[
Unless Top has two computers in his room (with two internet connections?!?!) he's not the same person as TCKD523, ah, whatever. You all know who I'm talking about :D
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The Top Crusader wrote:
David Harley wrote:
Jman 009 wrote:I bet they're the same person! You're not allowed to have two names Top! [-X

BTW, what's the "TCW program"? 8-[
Unless Top has two computers in his room (with two internet connections?!?!) he's not the same person as TCKD523, ah, whatever. You all know who I'm talking about :D
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How'd you get the whistle smiley to work!!! :shock:
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I KNOW!! I couldn't get the whistley smiley to work!!!


There's two of them?!?!?!!? :bolt:
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Two. It explains alot, really (well, not really, I don't know what it explains, but...).

Now, to whistle our theme song... [-(

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Actually that does explain alot.......here all along we just thought you had multiple personalities.



WHY WON'T MY WHISTLE EMOTICON THINGY WORK!!!!!!!!!? :evil:
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I am... the Whistle Master.

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Beast Master and Wish Master were both already taken, and I didn't want to be Pokemon Master.
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