Kitten anyone?

Christian Cowgirl · Post by **Christian Cowgirl** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 11:23 am

I'm holding a week old kitten as I type, with one hand, so its slow... anyway... I've got 5 babies and 5 pregant girls, with av. 5 kittens a cat thats 30 kittens!

What am I gonna do with all of them!?

Share your cat stories here.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:07 pm

hehehe, cats are quite funny. I believe this happened over winter break, I was about to leave to pick up my siblings from high school, and it was just me and the cat. Anyway, I went to get something from the bathroom and the cat followed. He couldn't see what was going on from the floor, so he decided to hop up onto the toilet to see. Unfortunately he didn't realize the lid wasn't down, and wound up going swimming

He got out real fast, and I had a to dry him off. He wasn't happy, but I got a kick out of it.

-Jonathan

Christian Cowgirl · Post by **Christian Cowgirl** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:07 pm

Ewwww! This should be a lesson for all of us. Always shut the toilet lid!

Bmuntz · Post by **Bmuntz** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:16 pm

When or cat was a kitten we came home from Church close to Christmas and we found are kitten sleeping in the hay in the Naivety scene with the plaster donkey and cow.

chexfan2000 · Post by **chexfan2000** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 3:26 pm

Oh, I have a great one... we adopted this 14-year-old cat, because nobody else wanted it, because it was senile and old and deaf and had lost all sense of taste, and one night it puked under my mom's bed. Lovely. So, my mom sprayed the "toxic" area with Lysol. Well, our cat did not approve. After all, how would you like it if someone sprayed your bed? So, the cat decided to get revenge... and "sprayed" my mom's bed... while she was in it! She woke up to a damp, unpleasent surprise. She was the only one who did not see the humor!

Larry The Pickle · Post by **Larry The Pickle** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:49 pm

This is not a funny story... it is a sad and dark tale... with a happy plot-twisted ending...

Our cat had it's babies in a snowstorm! She had four kittens, who all appeared to half died.

We were gonna dispose of the remains, but we didn't want our cat to go looking for them, so we put her in a box with the corpses in a bathroom so she would figure out they were dead. Well, she bathed them and actually revived one!!!

Now that same miracle kitten, had two kittens of her own! Both are black with white on their bellies! $\:D/$

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:51 pm

lol, that's quite funny. My cat has decided it's bed is one of our sinks.

-Jonathan

Larry The Pickle · Post by **Larry The Pickle** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 8:52 pm

I said it WASN'T a funny story!

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:43 pm

Jman 009 wrote:I said it WASN'T a funny story!

Whoops, I was talking about the story above yours. I didn't see your post.

-Jonathan

Christian Cowgirl · Post by **Christian Cowgirl** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:33 am

Bmuntz wrote:When or cat was a kitten we came home from Church close to Christmas and we found are kitten sleeping in the hay in the Naivety scene with the plaster donkey and cow.

Aw, I'll bet that was adorable

AIOfan11 · Post by **AIOfan11** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:48 am

I have a cat that is 1, but when I got her she was around 4-5 weeks. Also some neighbors across the street have a cat and she has had 3 litters! It is hilarious!

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:20 am

Jonathan wrote:My cat has decided it's bed is one of our sinks.

Must not be one you use too often.

I have my share of cat stories but I'd probably bore you all to death...
Which one should I share?

Okay, here goes...
One time we took our kitten to the vet's office for his shots. He was still very small at the time but he had already developed a sense of humor.

Our regular vet wasn't in so the substitute vet administered the shots. This sub, Dr. K, was a big guy but he seemed nervous around animals (I may mention him again in another story). After he gave the kitten a shot, the kitten fell over onto his side in slow motion. I can't give you the right sound effect here to describe it but it looked pretty funny... except to Dr. K. He looked in horror as though he'd just damaged the kitten. He quickly picked him up and set him back on his feet, patted him, and said that he was fine. As soon as Dr. K turned his back... you guessed it. Over went the kitten.

You can only imagine the look on Dr. K's face when he turned back around and saw the kitten's position.

Yes the kitten was fine. Just playing a joke on a guy who called himself a vet while acting terrified of being around animals. $\:D/$

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:29 am

Chandler wrote:
Jonathan wrote:My cat has decided it's bed is one of our sinks.
Must not be one you use too often.

Actually, I don't think it's used at all anymore. It wasn't used much before the cat claimed it.

-Jonathan

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:31 am

That's what I was assuming... cats and water don't normally mix too well.

Fenix · Post by **Fenix** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:33 am

Cool I love cats

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Christian Cowgirl · Post by **Christian Cowgirl** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:48 am

Chandler, your kitten story was great! Do you still have that cat?

Post by **Catspaw** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:17 am

That poor vet!

I used to have a cat named Fuzz. She got old and sick and died, but we had some good times before that! When she was older, we got a kitten, and Fuzz was used to being the main attraction around the house, so having a frisky little hairball running around and trying to play with her didn't bring poor Fuzz any joy. It looked funny, with Fuzz trying to ignore the kitten, and the kitty just wanting to play.

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:12 pm

Christian Cowgirl wrote: Chandler, your kitten story was great! Do you still have that cat?

Thanks.

The kitten disappeared when he was 11 months old.

One of many cats to come and go in my lifetime.