Meet our Consultant!

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:48 pm

In an attempt to get more "professional", Top and I have hired Dogbert as our buisness consultant. He, using his own brand of convincing, is attempting to get local buisnesses to support us! Let's see how he's doing.

Hmm... well, we don't take responsibilies for his actions, but Dogbert is entitled to his opinion!

Post by **Catspaw** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:07 pm

Well, I certainly don't want to look like that...I know that EB and Top look much cooler and far more devestatingly handsome than that Dilbert fellow does. Besides, Top and EB are the choice of the intelligent voter, for those who understand what is best for both them personally and the ToO members as a whole. I will have to agree with Dogbert and support Top and EB in their race for mayor.

Thanks, Dogbert!

Jessicado · Post by **Jessicado** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:11 am

Egad! I would hate to suffer that fate!!!!!

Trent DeWhite · Post by **Trent DeWhite** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 12:26 am

Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.

No need to get personal, Dogbert.

Me · Post by Me » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:55 pm

I want to look like that!

Easy way to freak people out!

ok, so I don't. But I still don't know who I'm going to vote for.

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:30 pm

Trent DeWhite wrote:
Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.
No need to get personal, Dogbert.

Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.

(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)

Christian Cowgirl · Post by **Christian Cowgirl** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:17 pm

EB that was great, I actually laughed out loud

Trent DeWhite · Post by **Trent DeWhite** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:23 pm

Eugene Blackgaard wrote:Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)

I never said it was you.

Birthday cake?

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 1:55 am

That was funny!

*bursts into flames*

Eugene Blackgaard · Post by **Eugene Blackgaard** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:47 am

Alas pour Chandler, I knew her, Mellow.

Post by **Catspaw** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:58 am

Poor Chandler! Pour Chandler? She must have melted after she burst into flames! This is quite a tragedy. *sniff* Good-bye forever, faithful *sniff* friend and comrade. *boo-hoo!* You will be missed by *waaahhh!* all your (former) fellow ToO citizens. *sniff*

Me · Post by Me » Tue Apr 19, 2005 2:52 pm

Eugene Blackgaard wrote:
Trent DeWhite wrote:
Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.
No need to get personal, Dogbert.

Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)

In eigth grade we would go into the locker room and make a flame thrower out of a can of air freshener and a lighter.

Jonathan · Post by **Jonathan** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:37 pm

Me wrote:
Eugene Blackgaard wrote:
Trent DeWhite wrote:
Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.
No need to get personal, Dogbert.

Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)
In eigth grade we would go into the locker room and make a flame thrower out of a can of air freshener and a lighter.

hehe, last year me and a bunch of guys made a chain saw with paper clips in physics

Our teacher wasn't amused though, and purposely broke off it's power source after we had successfully cut through several pencils and were attempting to cut through a pop bottle.

-Jonathan

Chandler · Post by **Chandler** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 10:16 pm

Catspaw wrote:Poor Chandler! Pour Chandler? She must have melted after she burst into flames! This is quite a tragedy. *sniff* Good-bye forever, faithful *sniff* friend and comrade. *boo-hoo!* You will be missed by *waaahhh!* all your (former) fellow ToO citizens. *sniff*

I just found this.

Thanks Catspaw! The feelings are mutual I'm sure.