Meet our Consultant!
We hired out! Big Bucks! Swimming Pools! Grumble Cakes?
- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
- Posts: 5337
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: The Place to Be.
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Meet our Consultant!
In an attempt to get more "professional", Top and I have hired Dogbert as our buisness consultant. He, using his own brand of convincing, is attempting to get local buisnesses to support us! Let's see how he's doing.
Hmm... well, we don't take responsibilies for his actions, but Dogbert is entitled to his opinion!
Hmm... well, we don't take responsibilies for his actions, but Dogbert is entitled to his opinion!
Well, I certainly don't want to look like that...I know that EB and Top look much cooler and far more devestatingly handsome than that Dilbert fellow does. Besides, Top and EB are the choice of the intelligent voter, for those who understand what is best for both them personally and the ToO members as a whole. I will have to agree with Dogbert and support Top and EB in their race for mayor.
Thanks, Dogbert!
Thanks, Dogbert!
- Trent DeWhite
- Former Mayor
- Posts: 11659
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: Canada
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No need to get personal, Dogbert.Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.
- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
- Posts: 5337
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: The Place to Be.
- Contact:
Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.Trent DeWhite wrote:No need to get personal, Dogbert.Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)
- Christian Cowgirl
- My posts are revolutionary
- Posts: 416
- Joined: April 2005
- Trent DeWhite
- Former Mayor
- Posts: 11659
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: Canada
- Contact:
- Eugene Blackgaard
- Amadeo killed me!
- Posts: 5337
- Joined: April 2005
- Location: The Place to Be.
- Contact:
In eigth grade we would go into the locker room and make a flame thrower out of a can of air freshener and a lighter.Eugene Blackgaard wrote:Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.Trent DeWhite wrote:No need to get personal, Dogbert.Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)
hehe, last year me and a bunch of guys made a chain saw with paper clips in physics Our teacher wasn't amused though, and purposely broke off it's power source after we had successfully cut through several pencils and were attempting to cut through a pop bottle.Me wrote:In eigth grade we would go into the locker room and make a flame thrower out of a can of air freshener and a lighter.Eugene Blackgaard wrote:Hey, Dogbert said it, not me.Trent DeWhite wrote:No need to get personal, Dogbert.Dogbert wrote:Let's examine some of my "factual" data about these electional statistics. This says that people for vote for someone other than Top have been known to meet horrible fates. Many burst into flames out of sheer sorry and regret.
(We're just kidding. The only reason you'd burst into flames is using too much hairspray near a birthday cake.)
-Jonathan
I just found this.Catspaw wrote:Poor Chandler! Pour Chandler? She must have melted after she burst into flames! This is quite a tragedy. *sniff* Good-bye forever, faithful *sniff* friend and comrade. *boo-hoo!* You will be missed by *waaahhh!* all your (former) fellow ToO citizens. *sniff*
Thanks Catspaw! The feelings are mutual I'm sure.